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October 2013

Oct 31, 2013 80 notes
Jitterbug Jive: wowjitterbugjive.tumblr.com

jitterbugjive:

thepokemonchamp:

thepokemonchamp:

blankapplebloom:

i’m a peice of shit aren’t i? i get enough shit at home by constantly being beat because of housework and now i get it on here because i posted one fucking post to vent my feelings. thanks..and people SAY they’re trying to stop cyber bullying. wheres…

Hey dude, you’re the bully here for saying those things. She is no liar and if you can’t see that, you have no right to say those things. Now have a nice day you son of a bitch.

She does NOT have 10,000 followers.
 That was a lie.

Also, if you must know what she’s claiming is “bullying” it’s right here:

http://jestre.tumblr.com/post/65217090242/i-feel-bad

“all my fav artists won’t take any requests at all because they’re “too proud” to draw anything without someone paying for it.”

Wake up.

Don’t you, like, NEED the money from commissions to pay for things like bills, food and rent?

Oct 31, 2013 54 notes
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My cospl-tume… Costume… That I wore to school today.

Welp, smell you later

Oct 31, 2013 3 notes
#pokemon #green #rival green #asshat #halloween #cosplay
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The gas station next to where I live is selling gas for less than three dollars!?
*quickly fills up tank*

Oct 30, 2013
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Can I just say that if your gonna make an email system, making the send button easy to find should be one of the first things you do.

Oct 29, 2013
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In America:  if you guys wanna be in our country, learn to speak our language.

American in other places: why don’t any of you speak English?

Oct 29, 2013
Jestre DeRama: ExtraDan Masterpostjestre.tumblr.com

fuck-no-extradan:

I’ve taken the liberty of composing a list of Dan’s asskissers, copiers, and blogs he faps to. This post will help inform those who are unfamiliar with Dan or his cult following.

ExtraDan

  • ExtraDan is an artist on “Tumblrpon,” this basically means he’s part of a huge…

I think op is just jelly because dan and jestre have a bunch of followers.

Oct 29, 2013 11 notes
Ask Wind-up Whooves: Wind-Up's 100+ Follower Giveaway!!ask-windupwhooves.tumblr.com

ask-windupwhooves:

Wow! So it’s only been a few days and I’m already at 113 Followers! Thank you guys so much for your support! To celebrate, I am going to have a giveaway! What kind of giveaway? A ship baby givaway!

Let me explain how this will work…you will send me your ship. This ship must be of two canon…

Soarinprise

Oct 29, 2013 24 notes
Oct 28, 2013 138,423 notes
I uh...

bronyfiedmetal:

I might’ve just made myself a single dreadlock in my hair just so I could make a really bad “dreadful halloween” pun.

No oops unless nobody facepalms because then you failed at the pun. Puns are only successful if things get hairy.

Oct 28, 2013 8 notes
#puns #hair
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Oct 27, 2013 328 notes
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My kitkat tastes slightly more like Snickers. Has this happened to anyone else?

Oct 27, 2013
#snickers #kitkat #chocolate #chocolaaaaaate #candy
jU$T y0uR Averaqe TeEnAgE qirI: MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING...robensemble.tumblr.com

robensemble:

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE’S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING…

Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

Oct 27, 2013 127 notes
Jitterbug Jive: i feel badjitterbugjive.tumblr.com

jestre:

blankapplebloom:

all my fav artists are too busy (i undertstand) or won’t take any requests at all because they’re “too proud” to draw anything without someone paying for it. i can understand if you wanted payment for a fully colored or a really hard detailed picture ..NOT A…

Curse that artist for not wanting to give that stuff away for free. It’s not like he/she’d have to stop everything he/she is doing and take time out of his/her life to do what one person wants.

Oct 27, 2013 81 notes
#sarcasm
Oct 26, 2013 3 notes
#deadpool #rorschach #cosplay #halloween #spoopy

My dad doesn’t understand that you can’t just walk into a place and get a job.

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Oct 25, 2013 11 notes
Nintendo/Game Freak... I am disappoint.

pembrokewkorgi:

So… let me get this straight… you guys didn’t put Meowth in Pokemon X and Y, but you brought back Mr. Mime?!?!?  Mr. Fucking Mime?!?!?!?  Who the hell even likes Mr. Mime?!

And it’s not like Meowth is some obscure ass Pokemon either?  He’s a major player in the anime and still gets a lot of merchandise.  Dammit, Nintendo/Game Freak, just let me have a damn Meowth again!  I love that little guy. ;_;

Obama likes mr mime

Oct 25, 2013 15 notes
Jestre DeRama: Unstructured rant.jestre.tumblr.com

extradan:

fuck-no-extradan:

Okay, so as the title may suggest, this blog is against Extradan.
But why, you ask?
Well we’re fucking sick and tired of him getting praise and asskissed.
All he is is a rip off. Nothing more. The greatest thing is when he doesn’t even admit that he is….

I think the worst part of the rant is that OP acts like someone can copyright a style.

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Jitterbug Jive: talesofadrunkenjamjar: wholock-rab: youarelookingatthis: jolivet:...jitterbugjive.tumblr.com

talesofadrunkenjamjar:

wholock-rab:

youarelookingatthis:

jolivet:

youblowuponesun:

jolivet:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

urbancatfitters:

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants…

It’s not a rule that you have to do it. Hell, you are legally allowed to not do it, but people get pissed anyways.

Oct 24, 2013 276,959 notes
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Grounded again. For making a none perfect grade in an advanced class. Yeah.

Oct 23, 2013 1 note
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ultimiavlad:

egbertdork:

paarfekt:

stupidphresh:

donafuckingtelli:

raging-raichel:

bonbuns:

lunaticbone:

impercussis:

amixedreality:

divinebrohoodofbuttz:

I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.

OMYGOD

OH MY GOD I CHOKED

…

whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING

This is the theme song to my life.

A for effort

i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS

OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS

hi this is me reincarnated into song form

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

“THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE" 

MY HYMN EVERYONE!

It’s back everyone

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Oct 23, 2013 30 notes

lolrenaynay:

immarksman:

I wanted to make sure this didn’t go unnoticed. My article meant no disrespect in any way. A very key detail I failed to include was that I wrote that article about the female gamers that think they’re special, that think they’re entitled, and that take advantage of the fact it’s a male dominated community by using thumbnails in videos with them half naked, or using a their camera on stream to take up 70% of the stream. 

The post wasn’t a generalization of all female gamers. It was an opinion article about my annoyances with the ones that take advantage of the community and then cry about not being treated equal when that’s not what they really want.

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Well, there are gamers who happen to be girls, like you. There also happen to be “Girl gamers” who only play games like CoD, something that takes no skill to play and have the webcam pointed at their boobs the entire time and think they’re one of a kind.

Oct 23, 2013 363 notes
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Oct 22, 2013 38,936 notes

welp, mable is a bitch and sabel has a crush on me.

Oct 21, 2013
#animal crossing #animal crossing new leaf
My headcanon is that LB will be gay. I don't mean like glittershell gay where he's got a crush but tries to hide it, I mean Toni gay where he he will suck snapples horn if given the chance.

Boy, Dinky must be REALLY MASCULINE then, considering she’s one of his first crushes XD

Oct 21, 2013 124 notes
My headcanon is that LB will be gay. I don't mean like glittershell gay where he's got a crush but tries to hide it, I mean Toni gay where he he will suck snapples horn if given the chance.

Boy, Dinky must be REALLY MASCULINE then, considering she’s one of his first crushes XD

Oct 21, 2013 124 notes

somasis:

gourmetknights:

The developer of Call Of Duty has said that COD players aren’t real gamers because they rarely try other franchises

I’m laughing so hard oh my god imagine how they must feel knowing he thinks that about them

#theyre gonna need at least 50 fedoras each to cover that bruise

*50 trilbys

Oct 21, 2013 145,301 notes
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