Silver Tongue

jitterbugjive:

On a side note I hate that I keep finding out the stuff I become interested in turn out to be hipster stuff. Like fedoras and e-cigs and alternative music and ponies. Hell I used to wear flannel all the time. and striped gloves. and ties and bowties and vests.

I can’t escape the hipster within me

Hipster runs in my blood from my birth place of Portland, Oregon.

Also I have a habit of liking things before they become ‘cool’ and that pisses me off too, cuz I usually have to shut my mouth to avoid saying “I liked this before it was popular”

Aahahhahaa

Hey, there’s noting wrong with flannel. Especially plaid flannel jackets which are smexy as hell. Also, fedoras/trilbys do look good when worn with the proper attire. And Ecigs are more healthy than normal cigs

icydafox:

a-random-mod:

icydafox:

I need the ferguson master post, now!

http://xvarice.tumblr.com/post/94746886143/ferguson-masterpost

Thank you! I didn’t realize just how much of my family was ignorant and didn’t know the truth

Inform them that mike brown was over 140 ft away from the car, wilson didn’t know he was a suspect to an alleged robbery, security tapes show mike paying for what he had, Wilson claims to have been beat badly and fear for his life and yet had no bruises or cuts, many protocols were broken when not only did they not take pictures of the scene because “the cameras batteries were dead” and wilson neglected to write an incident report.

icydafox:

I need the ferguson master post, now!

http://xvarice.tumblr.com/post/94746886143/ferguson-masterpost

azula-griffon:

so what if changelings were considered a delicacy somewhere

In the griffon empire? Because griffons are immune to the virus?

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

Don’t forget the part where she makes one of Zeus’s sons do 12 of her chores.

lizzymodblog:

alienisolation:

queertalizorah:

alienisolation:

bioshock is really just a game about being a dad and meeting other dads and sometimes beating up other dads 

Silent Hill is really just a game about a dad realizing his true duty as a dad and going on a dad mission

Dishonored is about realizing you’re the only dad in the world so you become powerdad and destroy anyone else’s chances of possibly being a dad

Assassin’s Creed is really just about reenacting the actions of your dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s dad’s…

Legend of dad is dad and dad dad’s their dad when dad dads you and your dad dad dads.

town-of-salem:

town-of-salem:

Step 1: Survive Night 1

Step 2: Hang someone ( pref townie ) and say you’re sheriff, people will most likely believe you. If this happens good. also acting like a loony after the hang helps.

Step 3: Alert and wait for people who are pissed off with you attack you.

Step 4: Hope that 3 or more visited you that night.  ( I got 4 )

Step 5: Congrats, you have the achievement, enjoy 100 points by being a complete lunatic.

I will remember this. >:3 I will remember it and I will then proceed to murder everyone who visits me. Muhaahaha! *coughs* Hm. Sorry. 

~S~

Or you could just proclaim N1 that you are an important town role such as an Investigator or a Jailor, and then proceed complaining about it. Works every time and needs less time to be accomplished, too.

~V~

What I do is announce I am a veteran and that I am going on alert so nobody should visit me. Nobody believes that and half the town gets killed by me.

rebornica:

whoever that thinks that shia deserved what he got because he’s a male please fuck. off.

Rape is rape no matter who the victim is and the victim never deserves it.