Silver Tongue
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How do you people write with your right hand I cant understand
It’s so we can masturbate with our left while writing.
Plus if you’re writing pretty much any language but Hebrew, you write left to write, so the ink doesn’t get on our hands.Is writing really this exciting that you feel the need to masturbate while doing so???!!
As a left handed I am able to scroll my porn while masturbating
I’m ambidextrous.
What if boulder, rocky and tom started a rock band?
Get it? Rock band? Because they’re rocks?
Fine, fuck you.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
Well, GIF stands for Graphic Interchange Format and the word graphic has a G sound, not a J sound so it’s Gif, not peanut butter.
I like the headcanon that the pies are the second richest family in equestria, the first being the royal family.
Lots of money in a rock farm.
I could either
or (what I will probably do)
The thing that finally prompted me to put pants on were pizza rolls
I just followed a blog about sweetiebelles period.
I should probably stop now.
I love how people are worrying that the Twelfth Doctor will hate bow ties. Yes, of course he will. It happened before. Remember when Davison took apart Tom Baker’s scarf strand by strand? Fuck Doomsday, that was the most traumatic moment in all of Doctor Who,
scarfmurder.gif
STOP IT FOR GOD’S SAKE STOP IT YOU BASTARD!
I’m sure I can find a use for this gif
I should probably put on pants before noon
Please respect animation
Please see it as a legitimate medium for mature and meaningful storytelling
The Scootoaster tag had a new post so I got all excited but then I remembered I’d just posted something to it myself and everything was horrible for a few seconds.
I hate when that happens
You ever bored and look up someone you hated a few years ago for whatever reason or another and see that they no longer have the thing you hated so much and you sit there and feel like an ass?
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
What if you have two cucumbers?
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
puts a whole new meaning to “shark week”
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
the same can be asked for if is doesn’t hurt
and now my internet will be gone for another week. Goodybye all
I have to poop but I don’t wanna leave my room because I might lose my internet
like if you love robots, reply if you love robots, reblog if you love robots, ignore if you are former president george w. bush
george w. bush stares in confusion and horror at his tumblr dashboard. his hand trembles over the reblog button. behind him, thousands of figurines line the walls. gundams, evas, wall-e, c-3po. r2d2 stares at him expectantly.
which part of his identity will he deny
Technically, gundams are mechs, not robots. Mechs are controlled by a biological creature, usually humans but there are cases in which it’s an alien like daleks, robots are not.
