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I want my patronus to be a shiba inu
The biggest problem with Schools sex ed is that it doesn’t educate the students about sex, It just shows a bunch of pictures of genital warts and tells them that the safest way to have sex is to not have it… Which is the dumbest response because, according to that logic, the safest way to live is to stay in a room and do nothing. I say this because they say the safest way to do something is to not do it. If you live your life safely by not doing anything, but if you live like that you aren’t really living. Instead of telling kids to have sex safely by not having it and scaring them away from a perfectly natural, biological AND emotional process, they should teach students how to do it safely by telling people stuff like it should be consensual on both parties sides and if tehy don’t want STDs they should do things like use condoms and get tested fairly often depending on how often they have sex and to avoid pregnancies with things like birth control and condoms. The safest way of doing stuff is not by avoiding it all together, that is a cowardly way to “live.”
It happened. It finally happened. The question was “What is the safest way of driving through fog” and the answer was “park your car and wait.”
They did it. They pulled out the abstinence crap.
So the driver safety thing was like “maybe if the weather was worded differently, people would be cautious. Maybe instead of a bunch of rain and high wind speeds it was lats of rain and wind speeds that can rip your face off? What if hurricanes were called stuff like hurricane charles manson?”
THEY MADE A JOKE ABOUT CHARLES FUCKING MANSON! THAT IS THE RADDEST SHIT EVER!
I’m pretty sure Hiccup is the Steve Irwin of dragons
Hiccup: whoaaa, see that dragon there? That’s a skrill! One of the most deadly dragons, they say one shock is enough to kill you…
Hiccup:
Hiccup:…
Hiccup: I’m gonna touch it
That does not bode well if he finds a dragon with a spear like tail.
So this driver safety course is the worst but it was cheap and legally what I need. It’s like “So many people die due to automotive accidents” and I am expecting it to say something along the lines of “the safest form of driving is lack there of.” or shit like that. Like seriously, It’s like an abstinent talking bout sex.
Does anyone know where I can find a decent photoshop brush that can make a fire like thing? One with examples of what it can do.
If there’s anything I’ve learned over the years, it’s that the life of a cynic is far easier, because cynics don’t get sad when things inevitably go to hell. Cynics just get mildly disappointed, roll their eyes and some will say they saw it coming in a tone of voice that almost counts as masturbation.
Life is just easier when you don’t expect much from people. This is because people are shit. Yes, I’ve met a lot of people over the years, and they were all shit. He’s shit, she’s shit, they’re shit, I’m shit. When I go out to a crowded plaza, I wonder who left all this shit around. Everybody wakes up in their shit beds, drives their shit cars to their shit workplaces, afterwards coming back to their shit homes to fuck their shit spouses. We live in Shit City, Shitland, Planet Shit (population: shit).
And if you’re reading this, thinking “Yes indeed, you’re right! People ARE shit! And realising that makes me a little less shitty”, then you are double shit, Mr. Shithead.
Oh, excuse me, that was uncalled for.
You might have been a Ms. Shithead instead.
My government told me in front if the class that I am extremely cynical because I said that no matter who we vote for, some A-hole only out for themselves will be put in office. I told him that he was just too naive.
I don’t like blogs where it’s like “oh, they can change their gender at will because they are a unicorn and have a spell for that” because it canonically takes a lot of magic to do a gender swap spell. So much magic that Twilight, the element of magic, had to make it seem real with smoke and mirrors… Well, smoke anyways… But it would take a really powerful pony to be able to do it. Hell, the only one I can actually see being able to pull it off is discord because his magic isn’t the same as normal magic.
So I enter a different stream, hang around a while, and then the streamer gets pissed at me for explaining how someone was misusing the word “senpai”, accused me of not understanding how slang works, banned me from the stream, unfollowed all my blogs and set my account to ignore.
I’m really on a roll today.
I had the same reaction when someone unfollowed me for reblogging some of your posts
You know, the ‘freaking out fans’ that make me laugh the most are the ones who are literally going “Don’t get drunk you’ll end up pregnant again!!”
Which totally makes sense when everyone getting drunk is 3 females in total.
And this isn’t Trixieverse rules where Sweetie can change genders at will with unicorn magic, she isn’t powerful enough to do that (heck, hardly any pony is).
So like, what, is the hay in the barn going to get them pregnant? Cause even if they had sex with each other, a new baby showing up isn’t even within the realm of possibility xD
The only male within about three miles (That’s how far I think the farm is from ponyville) is big mac and i am pretty sure he wouldn’t have sex with any of the CMC.
Someone just got mad at me for disliking the crappy brony knockoff song he was playing on his stream and unfollowed all my blogs.
Just gonna let you borrow this gif.
So I’ve done some research and, in total, an average of 27813.6 pieces of fan art are made for people who are not me every day. That, while I get maybe 1 piece of fan art per week, if I’m lucky.
Now, using some complicated math, we can arrive to the conclusion that that… is total bullshit. Clearly, those two numbers should be equal. The conclusion? I’m being discriminated against.
It’s because you have purple eyes
So I’ve done some research and, in total, an average of 27813.6 pieces of fan art are made for people who are not me every day. That, while I get maybe 1 piece of fan art per week, if I’m lucky.
Now, using some complicated math, we can arrive to the conclusion that that… is total bullshit. Clearly, those two numbers should be equal. The conclusion? I’m being discriminated against.
It’s because you have purple eyes
Emergancy responders have been rushing down the road for the last hour or so and I am just sitting here watching this video.
I have some headcanon! Sombra WAS a crystal pony of many colours, maybe even the prince considering he would be the only crystal unicorn, but his coat lost all its crystalness and colour when he turned evil.
My bread post has made it past the homestuck fandom and now is in the brony fandom.
It started from the brony fandom, you idiot.
You’re a brony.
Actually, it started with teh TF2 fandom. Barely any of my brony followers cared and it was tf2 fandom that reblogged it initially.
My bread post has made it past the homestuck fandom and now is in the brony fandom.
Everyone has that one Pokemon region they connect to on a spiritual level
Can’t there be a story where there is a royal adviser that is not an evil wizard?
i always get shit when i talk about this but the reason i dont tag tw is bc
a) the term ‘trigger’ is meant to refer 2 those with PTSD those w severe anxiety and/or survivors of various forms of abuse it indicates an extreme reaction 2 certain stimulus like a panic attack/flashback/blackout caused by ur brain being unable to handle the resurgence of something horrific that happened to u
b) with that being said, i dont post triggering content. i havent talked about serious triggering shit on this blog for a long time in fact i think the last time i tagged smth was when i reblogged this youtube video about domestic abuse probs like 6 months ago nowadays i just reblog pretty pictures and make fun of anons
b) i get a thousand messages everyday from ppl suggesting i should tag shit like ‘spiders, ‘blood’, ‘feet’, ‘ghosts’, etc and it seriously pisses me off that u guys really believe ‘triggering’ equals ‘it makes me uncomfortable’ im not here to make tumblr a better place for u im not even getting paid man it’s ur responsibility to take care of yourself when it comes to these random ass ‘triggers’ if u cant see a gif of a ghost on ur dash you shouldn’t be online at all
d) in fact, ive come to the conclusion that demanding one of these lame ass trigger warnings it’s just a way 2 identify yourself as even more aware even more solicitous than the person who failed to ~adequately~ provide such a ridiculous warning. when i see ppl tagging ‘tw: spiders’ i cant help but think they are not demonstrating a sensitivity towards a topic but rather they just wanna be ‘seen’ doing so 2 demand that others ‘ought’ to do the same to validate one’s politics. this whole ’trigger’ business is less about protecting ppl from potentially re-traumatizing events and more 2 do with flagging up your right-on credentials even if it means silencing those who have actually gone through actual traumatizing events.
No, Mr. A-Random-Mod, I expect you to die. But you before you do, you should be aware that the Scootaloo in question had never played piano in her life and merely channeled the music through her soul. Her music can project a spot on the moon, or at closer range, cut through metal. I have shown you. She welcomes any enterprise that may increase her stock of love, and that stock is considerable.
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Now please excuse me while I go and speak to this Asian guy about something presumably not important enough for the audience to hear.
gearholder said: I ship you with Thornes :T where the heck does the ‘tuk shippin stern from even?
I assume it’s from all the fun we had doing crossovers between Meanie Belle and Scoota-bot.
I’m sorry Pem, it would never work out. We’re just…too different ;n;
You’re both Dark dorks, so stfu and make out ò 3ó
C’mon, I know ye wanna pull a Foul Play on ‘im
Shut up and kiss already
My bread post has made it past the TF2 fandom and now a bunch of homestucks are reblogging it….
Have you ever felt:
- Insecure because your body wasn’t big enough, strong enough, or slim enough?
- Pressured to be tough, aggressive and competitive beyond your comfort zone?
- Ashamed of your interest in cooking, fashion, dance, or some other activity because you were told it made you “gay” or “a girl”?
- Offended by media representations of helpless adult men who cannot feed, clothe, or bathe themselves without the help of a woman?
- Burdened by expectations to objectify women, have sex with many women and be sexually aggressive?
- Helpless when dealing with feelings of sadness, hurt, and shame because you were taught to believe that emotions show weakness and that “real men help themselves”?
- Confused at how to be sensitive and kind but still be sexually desirable?
- Alone when you suffered an injury but had to “handle it”?
- Afraid of being called a “sissy,” “wimp,” “f*g,” “p*ssy,” or “b**ch,”?
- Ambivalent about what it means to be a “real man”?
If even one or two of these is true, then you need feminism.
Why Feminism Helps Men
Feminism is about changing the gender roles, sexual norms, and sexist practices that limit you and punish you when whenever you deviate from them.
And the experiences listed above (and more) do exactly that: tell you what a “man” should be and punish you when you want to act differently.
All men have been hurt by the traditional gender system.
EverydayFeminism
I had to walk on a broken leg for three days when I was a kid because my dad told me to man up and walk it off each time I said it hurt. It was three days before my dad finally took me to the Doctors.
