Silver Tongue
Month
Out of the many voices my thoughts are spoken in, female, male, high, low, none of them ever sound like my own voice. I’ve always wanted to know if that’s normal but I’ve avoided asking anyone in case it isn’t and I get sent to a mental ward. Because everyone on Tumblr belongs in a mental ward anyway, I might as well ask here.
I have many types of voices in my head. One is about as high pitch as gassy mexican when he screams and another is british and one just laughs like a dolphin.
The two voices in my head don’t like eachother. One tells me to punch things, the other tells me to burn them. I compromise by doing both.
Set your fist on fire so when you punch stuff, they catch on fire as well
The two voices in my head don’t like eachother. One tells me to punch things, the other tells me to burn them. I compromise by doing both.
Set your fist on fire so when you punch stuff, they catch on fire as well
Found my halloween pics from holloween 2013. It’s good because I wanna prove a point. I don’t remember what the point was but it was like, Silver (red reggy) is tying to convince people he’s a girl to get SJW on his side Because he literally has no allies. Anywho, I can be a more convincing girl and I just wanted an excuse to upload this pic that I don’t know if I posted yet.
Anywho, I dare him to post a pic this good.
I mean, check out my bod!
The thing that always annoyed me about Mass Effect is that there’s no jetpack or moonjump or whatever. I mean, they created a fictional physics phenomenon that reduces the weight of objects and that is supposedly so important that they named the entire series after it, and the only thing they use it for is guns, spaceships and thinly disguised Jedi powers. There’s already a mechanic where you use it to push and pull enemies around, so what’s stopping me from changing my own weight and flying around, damnit?
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
neither does danny devito
*gasp* Friend is lonely?
on my way friend… woah wait…yes
I dance to maek you happy
did friend like dance?
I shall battle the sadness!
friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely
lots of people love friend! shes funny
I give huggles to friend
when friend is happy, we are happy
remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!
you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.
SHIBE OUT!
i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending
like
i mean
just look
at the perfection
in all of this
and let’s not forget the best one
AND FROZEN
i’m so satisfied
Oh my god. Genderbent cruella actually looks pretty rad.
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.
Nah, brah, he is just a time traveler who got real dinos.
The gameboy is 25 years old.
I know this because I was born in the same year as the gameboy.
We’re best friends.
Ha, old hag >:y
25 is not old, man.
whateva, whateva, 80’s kid, I’ll just say hag then >:y
I’m not an 80’s kid any more than someone from 1999 is a 90’s kid.
So wat now? you’re one of those fancy schmancy 90s kids?
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
You gotta skeletone down that anger, friend.
Sounds like somebody got a bone ta pick
I bet in a real fight, OP will be gutless.
Eren’s mom in snk had the same hair style as the mom in fma
she was doomed from the start
Dead mother trending
bye
are you fuckin kidding me
and so it continues
the generic anime mom side ponytail
Every time she dies, she is reborn into another world to repeat the process. This is her hell, not her children.
me:
you:
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
Lemon is the best flavour though.
it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
It’s also annoying when eating doesn’t make you gain weight.
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
It really sucks when you share the same name.
What, you thought ponies could just fly because wings? No no, those wings could never possibly support the body structures of the pegasi that use them, especially someone like Bulk Biceps.
It was pretty much confirmed in the Season 4 finale that Pegasi’s ability to fly is magic. The conduit for that magic though IS their wings. If their wings are damaged, that magic connection is severed until the conduit is repaired. And they need both wings to obtain flight and use weather magic.
So yes, Pegasi flight magic.
Nobody knows I’m blogging in the nude and that’s grea-SHIT
wait you mean blogging with clothes on is also an option?
Don’t put words in my mouth.
Wait, people WEAR cloths while blogging posts that do not involve a picture?
I never realized it before but vinny from vinesauce says somehting along the lines of “what’s this?” more often than he makes references to satan.
dittoprize replied to your post:dittoprize replied to your photo:This is the…
EXACTLY
I don’t see your point.
dittoprize replied to your photo:This is the proper shirt to wear with a trilby.
WHAT DID I SAY
Don’t post a picture of me wearing a trilby properly?
Fine, I will just post the proper way to wear a trilby.
I wanna make a post of me wearing all my hats at once.
I can’t get them all on so I will just post some of them.
I wanna make a post of me wearing all my hats at once.
As a hat enthusiast, it is one of the things that slightly annoy me when people confuse the two.
This is a trilby.
It is the one associated with neckbeards and the friend zone.
Contrary to popular belief, it IS possible to look good in a trilby, however, you need to have the proper attire. I suggest a matching button up shirt, tie, tucked into pants that are NOT blue denim jeans AND you need ot be wearing a belt.
You CANNOT wear it with a normal T-shirt.
This is a fedora
Notice the wider brim and it does not fold in the back. This is associated with adventurer/archaeologists and like the trilby, must be worn with the proper attire.
Now that you know, Start calling them by the proper terms. Fedoras get so much shit when they aren’t even the proper hats.
