Silver Tongue
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Masturbation should not be something that’s feared or taboo.
Masturbation teaches you how to hold it so you can outlast her and that’s a very important skill.
Billy didn’t kill his sister, he killed penny….
well, hammer killed penny but it was with billys device after he broke it.
I wouldn’t say that. They clearly aren’t trying. I mean, seriously? I am very open about what porn I enjoy.
If they really wanted to make me feel like shit, they would have to say something I am ashamed of but good luck trying to find that.
Hey, I don’t only fap to ponies. I also fap to furry porn and transformative porn.
A cactus would be a terrible plant to put up there. They are way too big. A carrot or cuccumber would be a much better substitute.
I am a little confused as to what brought these on.
1) pedophilia only applies if it’s a human child
2) horses would not be good for sucking as they can only last about 15 seconds
3) there is nothing I have done to imply I am either of those.
How am I a whore when the only one I love is myself?
where the fuck is hoothoot
is it not late enough yet?
how night is enough night?
Hoothoot is only in one of the games. each game has pokemon that the other doesn’t.
Raricow has reached 200 followers, and is giving away more than just milk. As thanks for following the blog, and in recognition of the milestone it is time to giveaway some art.
Prizes:
3 winners will have their character, or a character of their choice made into an anthro pony in the style of the blog or, if they prefer, a cowpony like Rarity. Nudity allowed, as are clothing edits.All entrants MAY make appearances and cameos within the blog, if they would like.
Entry/Rules:
- Like/reblog this post to enter
- Only one reblog will be recorded for entry, so please don’t spam your followers.
- You do not need to be following to enter or win, but as this is a follower appreciation giveaway it would be greatly appreciated.
- All winners will be selected via random number generator, so please understand that no one has control over who wins. Don’t be a butt if you don’t win a prize, you will still be in the pool for blog cameos.
- Entries will be taken until 9PM CST on October 10th. Winners will be chosen within the hour
Thank you all for following, and for participating. Good luck!
Alright greenday, it’s time to wake up.
what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
#and thor just shrugs and catches steve’s shield (via holytaxaccountant)
“Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!”
“This shield does much damage! I like it!”
“This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!”
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
*bully pushes you*
*you push bully back*
bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying
everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice to each other
u know this literally happens right
in schools
for real
kids get suspended for being bullied because they fought back or were considered a distraction to the bully it’s not just a metaphor it’s literally reality
yup ^^^^^^
This one kid hit me with his crutch so I grabbed it and hit his cast. I got in bad trouble despite a big bruise on my cheek.
Hey tumblr, I don’t like homestuck. I don’t reblog homestuck. I don’t follow homestuck. Pleas stop suggesting homestuck.
Funny how my blog has nothing to do with fashion.
All jokes aside, this is a virus ask and following the instructions will cause you to get a virus. Delete immediately if you get it.
Tagged by sexygoatgod
Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.
Name: Darren
Nikname: Silver Tongue, Silver, Silv
Birthday: October 19
Gender: male
Sexuality: Pansexual
Height: 5”9’
Time zone: central
What time and date is it there: 29 September 2014 at 9:18pm
Avarenge hours of sleep I get each night: 6-7
The last thing I google is: “fosters home for imaginary friends pizza gif”
First word that comes to mind: dicks
What I last said to a family member: “why do you have the door open? You never have the door open?”
One place that makes you happy & why: The corner of my room with me computer and art table and locker because I have surfaces to draw, eat and computer all day.
How many blankets I sleep under: 1
favorite beverage(s): orange gatorade or apple soda
The last movie I watched in the cinema: guardians of the galaxy
A peace of advice for all your followers: Get all the facts before drawing a conclusion and don’t blindly follow what people say. Educate yourself.
You all have to listen to this song: soldiers of the wasteland
hoofprint-is-working samrosemodblog rosexknight
meh. that’s all I can think of.
Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.
60 feet is a HUGE size.
Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.
I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:
this is actually the best reason ever
The game is on
u kno ur in deep when u love listening to them talk and u get attached to their voice
I SEE YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS REBLOGGING THIS PUTTING ANIME CHARACTERS IN THE TAGS YOU NEED A BIBLE
unpopular opinion
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles
hey tumblr staff, here’s an idea.
Let us send asks from one of our blogs that are’s primary.
Like, let me send asks as rooster and not silver.
I AM A DRAGON
what kind of dragon?
What colour, what species, what element?
WE NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!
I’m sick and tired of America’s measuring system being bullshit
What’s not to like? I mean, there’s temperature where zero is a random ting and so is 100. Much better than that silly Celsius where 0 is water freezing and 100 is it boiling. And distance way to much sense. I mean, 100 centimeters for every meter? 1000 meters for every kilometer? Fuck that shit, let’s have it be 12 inches for every foot and 5342 feet for every mile. That is so much better!
So yeah boxtrolls was transphobic. Way to go laika. Reinforcing the trope that trans women are out to trick you. Are villains. Are lying. From a studio everyone looks at as being progressive and accepting. Fucking gross. If you see this villainization of trans people as acceptable or ‘just part of the plot’ congratulations you are part of the problem
Crossdressing=/=Trans
That is a horribly offensive comparison, you should be ashamed of yourself. Seriously. What the FUCK is wrong with you?
How DARE you.
I think it’s because some people are so full of themselves that they think everyone is out to get them and will try and make anything an enemy so people will give them attention.
Girls can be princes too.
I AM ELIZABETH, THE DAME OF DARKNESS
no, saying it like that makes me feel like a pretentious WoW persona
it has to be spontaneous
just, something my underlings call me
eh
Why not prince of shadows?
I can’t spell chihauhau
I like to pronounce it “chee-hoowa-hoowa”
is that… not how you pronounce it?
It’s pronounced “chi wah wah” isn’t it?
