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November 2015

omgitsthatgingergirl:

obscuruslupa:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

Mr Krabs canonically served in the navy and fought in a war but we know nothing about that

if we go by his drivers lisence

krabs was born in 1942. the youngest he could have possibly been to serve in the military is 18 which he wasnt until 1960. bikini bottom uses US currency so we can safely say he lives in united states territory.

we can safely deduce krabs fought in vietnam

thanks, tumblr

Happy birthday mr krabs

Nov 30, 2015 242,491 notes

tredlocity:

Artists, put the stuff you listen to/watch in the background while drawing in the tags.

Nov 30, 2015 11,552 notes
#game grumps #derp crew #vanoss and friends
Nov 30, 2015 519,582 notes

bloodsbane:

th4nkyoub3n:

bloodsbane:

i cant belive dr. gaster is a fucking homestuck

Actually he’s not. That’s why he talks in all caps. So he never has to say the Homestuck Symbols.

i cant believe dr. gaster is a fucking ex-homestuck who still reads homestuck but tries to pretend like he doesn’t/never liked homestuck, i cant believe he is a fucking fake ass poser

Pretty sure every homestuck is an ex homestuck due to homestuck being on infinite hiatus.

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#fallout 4

simplykorra:

Holds analog stick halfway so my character walks slowly for dramatic effect.

Nov 30, 2015 104,995 notes
Grillby Bonus Boss Fight (Genocide Run) (spoilers!)

wuffleton:

scarodactyl:

I’m surprised I haven’t seen more posts about this fight.  It shouldn’t be that hard to find, since sans flat out tells you where to go.  If you head back to Grillby’s after beating Sans you’ll find him waiting there for you.  And he’s not happy.

The music cuts in here.  Obviously there isn’t a full hidden track–instead, I’m pretty sure what plays is just MEGALOVANIA reversed (NEGALOVANIA?)  You can listen to it here: https://soundcloud.com/scarodactyl/negalovania-grillby-bonus-boss-theme

The glasses scroll from right to left or left to right, and they get faster each time.

This one gets really tricky, since the bubbles don’t move in straight lines and you can’t stop moving.  It’s not impossible but I’ve never avoided taking damage.

And sometimes he just lets one of these loose.  This one doesn’t look too hard to avoid, and it isn’t at first.  But it can strike in the center or on either side, and he’ll sometimes do it in the middle of the other two attacks.

As you would guess from his defense, one hit is enough to take him down…but he immediately reignites no matter how many times you do.

The only way to make it stick is to make a detour to Hotland first.

If you carry the cup with you into the battle you have a new option in the act menu.

And with that, Grillby is no more.

This is so well made, I’m so sad that this isn’t a legit thing. Like holy shit, I had to dig up my post-Sans genocide save to go confirm for myself because I didn’t want to believe the post saying that it wasn’t real.

Still, mad props to the creator, like wow, the attention to detail of how seamlessly this fits in with the game’s style, and all the crazy stuff Toby’s already done in the soundtrack.

AND MEGOLOVANIA BACKWARDS SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A LEGIT THEME TOO AAAAAAAAA https://soundcloud.com/scarodactyl/negalovania-grillby-bonus-boss-theme

Nov 30, 2015 22,693 notes
#undertale

bloodsbane:

every time i think about the fact that game grumps will one day end, i have to, immediately think about something else because i get actually legitimately upset, like. what the fuck am i gonna do without game grumps episodes… in my life… ev ery… d a y

I know that feel. I look forward to noon and 4 because that’s when grumps post and it never fails to cheer me up when I’m down.

Nov 30, 2015 22 notes
#game grumps
Nov 30, 2015 75,984 notes

ladyspade101:

hey, I’m really curious–

what was the name you all chose to give the player character when you did your first run through of undertale?


and it is a name you go by in any capacity? (ie: irl name, given name, preferred name, nick name, screen name, name of character you rp as and/or play as and/ or that you heavily identify with?)

leave your answer in reblogs or tags or as an answer, I’m really curious as to the types of names everyone chose!

??

Nov 30, 2015 3,904 notes
#I named them Pac #it was short for pacifist #I was really surprised at the end
Nov 30, 2015 12,625 notes

suburbsclone:

I relate to jessica jones because I, too, happen to be a broke asshole who wears the same pair of jeans every day while having about a 2% tolerance for all of humanity.

Nov 30, 2015 55,519 notes
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  • mlp season 1 finale: the mane 6 go to a gala
  • mlp season 5 finale: the mane 6 end up in an endless multitude of dystopian alternate realities caused by a cutie mark communist where they devote their life to war
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Probably what alphys heard

annabehinds:

oddoutput:

Imagine being alphys and just standing there behind a closed door and hearing..stuff happen

Nov 30, 2015 40,303 notes
#undertale

necessaryocthings:

describe your oc with a clickbait

Nov 30, 2015 3,771 notes
#red mare can get anyone to do what she wants! politicians hate her! click and find out her secret!
Nov 30, 2015 1,424 notes

natasha-stark-rogers:

wait, what?? you can dislike a character without harassing the people who actually love that character???? what??

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#undertale

natalievenom:

Them: Why do you even care who runs the country?

Me: 

Nov 30, 2015 293,915 notes

chongoblog:

the-melapede:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

There are so many catgirls in anime? I dont get it? Where are all the doggirls?

I just remembered an anime with a dog girl and I immediately regret this post

Wait! What anime has a doggirl? 

Fullmetal Alchemist

Fuck you

Nov 30, 2015 208,669 notes

raptorific:

My favorite experience on the internet was the time I saw a lesbian on a doctor who forum make a thread about her desire to see “a lesbian dalek.” There was this one dude who got SO ANGRY about it that she and a bunch of other users pulled up a bunch of references proving that Daleks have a concept of gender and use gendered language to identify one another, and how some Daleks (like the Cult of Skaro) are designed to understand and weaponize human emotion, and made this really compelling argument that a lesbian Dalek could exist without violating any of the show’s canon

And the dude just got like really upset and was finally like “HOW WOULD SHE KNOW WHICH OTHER DALEKS ARE WOMEN, THEY ALL WEAR IDENTICAL CASINGS” and this one poster who hadn’t said anything up to this point just said “you know other species besides daleks have women too” and he literally just responded with “AAAAAAAAARGH”

The best part though was that this dude clearly read every single thread on the board (and corrected everyone who said anything about anything), so this lady would occasionally mention her “lesbian Dalek OC” in passing and within a few hours he’d show up with an all-caps, multi-paragraph, misspelled, profanity-laden rant about how there can’t be a lesbian Dalek and how she should stop punishing him for “being a heterosexual”

Clara was once a lesbian dalek. She was a dalek in one life and had a relationship with a during the same life so lesbian dalek.

Nov 30, 2015 45,133 notes

poni-pon:

god i can’t fucking choose- I don’t know if I want my ponysona to be a pegasus or an earth pony. qnq fhhshHFHFh

earth pony master race

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#chefpyro
Nov 30, 2015 4,095 notes
Pun pony

@askpun?

Let’s see… Red coat? green eyes? Brown mane? It’s really a horrible combination of colours. Only an idiot would use that pallet.


Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Nov 30, 2015 3 notes
#Anonymous
Nov 30, 2015 103,277 notes
Is there any anti-abortion talking point that isn’t based on a lie?

i-was-a-naive-prolifer:

As I’ve investigated both sides of the abortion debate, I’ve become honestly curious to discover if there is any anti-abortion argument that isn’t based on a lie (or lies). I’m going through the most popular current US anti-abortion talking points and giving each a Politifact-esque truth rating. Let’s investigate!

1. Fetuses feel pain at 20 weeks.

In this New York Times piece covering the issue of fetal pain, the overwhelming consensus among scientists is that fetuses are not capable of feeling pain before 24 weeks. The few scientists who speculate that fetuses might feel pain before 24 weeks point out that they “did not think their work or current evidence provided scientific support for fetal-pain laws.”

Truth-o-meter: False


2. Margaret Sanger secretly wanted to “exterminate the Negro population.”

Quotes by Margaret Sanger implying she wanted to exterminate black people are either taken out of context or are fabricated altogether. For example, in a letter to Clarence Gamble, she wrote, “We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population.” In the full context from the letter, she was acknowledging the probability that opponents of birth control would try to paint her as wanting to exterminate black people–exactly what opponents of safe access to birth control still do to this today. Washington Post, Politifact, and FactCheck.org have all done fact checks that come to the same conclusion that this accusation is wildly false.

Truth-o-meter: Pants on Fire


3. 75-79% of abortion clinics in the US are in neighborhoods with a majority black population.

The three fact checks cited above also cover this ground, but here is the Guttmacher article showing that 9% of US abortion providers are located in majority-black neighborhoods. The toomanyaborted.com page claims that Guttmacher claims that “only 9% of abortion clinics are located in urban neighborhoods,” which means they are lying about Guttmacher lying in order to perpetuate their lie. It’s a lie within a lie.

Truth-o-meter: Pants on Fire


4. We say that a person is dead when their heart stops beating.
On the contrary, medical professionals will declare a person “really dead” if they are brain dead. Brain death is recognized as legal death in the United States, even if the heart is still beating.

Truth-o-mether: False


5. A “radical feminist” aborted a fetus because it was male.
Anti-abortionists believed a ridiculous story on the Internet because it gave them an anti-feminist boner.

Truth-o-meter: Pants on Fire


6. Abortion causes breast cancer.

Major medical studies (including one by the National Cancer Institute) show that there is no link between abortion and breast cancer.

Truth-o-meter: False


7. Abortion causes infertility.

There is no link between medical abortion and future infertility.

Truth-o-meter: False


8. Abortion causes depression and “post-abortion syndrome.”

Neither the American Psychiatric Association nor the American Psychological Association recognizes the existence of “post-abortion syndrome”, and an American Psychological Association review found that “abortion is usually psychologically benign.”

Truth-o-meter: Mostly False


9. The birth control pill is an abortifacient.

Major medical organizations, including the American Medical Association and the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, disagree. The birth control pill’s primary method of controlling birth is suppressing ovulation, with a backup of preventing implantation in the uterus. Maybe you think every fertilized egg flushed out before implantation is an abortion; in that case, you should definitely be taking the birth control pill, as many, many more zygotes are lost in “natural” sex than sex on the pill.

Truth-o-meter: False


10. The IUD is an abortifacient.

IUDs work primarily to prevent fertilization by thickening the cervical mucus so that sperm can’t reach the egg or by incapacitating the sperm before they reach the oviduct.

Truth-o-meter: False


11. Condoms don’t work.

Condoms fail about 18% of the time when they are used incorrectly or inconsistently and fail only 2% of the time when worn correctly and consistently.

Truth-o-meter: False


12. Surgical abortion is very dangerous and is more likely to kill the pregnant person than childbirth.

You should be able to intuitively conclude that this is not true, but if you want a citation, this study shows that the risk of death is 14 times greater in childbirth than in medical abortion.

Truth-o-meter: False


13. Crisis pregnancy centers are legitimate clinics that give scientifically sound information about abortion, which is why employees wear lab coats and are trained in reading ultrasounds.

Crisis pregnancy centers are actually run by volunteers from local Christian churches. These volunteers are almost always not trained in any medical profession, including sonography, which might explain why one center told a woman her IUD was a baby. However, volunteers will frequently wear lab coats and give “intake” paperwork in an attempt to fool clients into thinking they are trained medical professionals. They are well-known for giving out false medical information, including that abortion causes breast cancer, infertility, “post-abortion syndrome,” and child abuse, or that abortion is much more dangerous than childbirth, or that birth control pills are abortifacients, or that condoms don’t work, and the list goes on …

Truth-o-meter: Pants on Fire


14. The focal point of the abortion debate is whether or not a fetus is living.

The focal point of the abortion debate is whether or not pregnant people have the right to bodily autonomy, meaning the right to govern what happens to their own body. You’re welcome to your own personal opinion on when a human being’s life begins, but it’s irrelevant.

Truth-o-meter: False


15. Banning abortion stops abortion.

Multiple comprehensive worldwide studies by the World Health Organization concluded that countries where abortion is illegal have no lower rates of abortion than countries where it is legal. They do have significantly higher rates of unsafe abortions, however.

Truth-o-meter: False


Bonus: Abortion is reversible.

I don’t really know what to say about this one, except that if you believe this, please fill out this short survey for me:

Truth-o-meter: Pants on Fire


Mostly False: 1

False: 10

Pants on Fire: 5

Conclusion

A wise person once said, “If your point of view requires you to lie through your teeth to get other people on board, maybe it’s time you rethink your point of view.” Pro-life defenders would do well to take this advice to heart. I became pro-choice in part because I was tired of finding out that every pro-life talking point I had ever heard was based on a lie.

Nov 30, 2015 17,599 notes

I get to do a project about gender identity in psychology

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melodies-of-shibuya:

painttoolsaifornoobs:

pineapple-drink:

ouyangdan:

theubergrump:

mediocreprincess:

theubergrump:

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

pspspss

you can also trace things

Because true.

OH SWEET JESUS I WAS SO DUMB AND BLIND THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING—

I feel like a dumbass for not thinking of this stuff earlier

Nov 30, 2015 254,586 notes
  • Me: *paints an art piece*
  • Family Member: You can't sell that! It's too good!
  • Me: ... do you like not understand my job or...?
Nov 30, 2015 155 notes
#That would be like telling a chef that their food can't be eaten because it's too good
if i was a gym leader, anonymously give me my gym’s typing and my ace pokemon

pomegranateandivy:

Please do the thing!

Nov 30, 2015 53,781 notes
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#mlp #fim #mlp fim #succubus #oc #my characters
Nov 30, 2015 79,942 notes

Has anyone made an extensive family tree of the OUAT characters yet?

Nov 30, 2015 1 note
#ouat
Why Tumblr is Worse Than 4chan Ever Was

norbertjr:

I think the biggest difference between the toxic people on Tumblr today and the toxic people on 4chan five-ish years ago is the attitude.

The motto for 4chan was always “just doing it for the lulz”. They’d dox and harass and threaten people, but they seemed to be entirely aware of what they were doing and why. They openly knew what they were doing was wrong and they were just doing it for shits and giggles. They were honest and self-aware.

The toxic people on Tumblr do a lot of the same stuff, albeit with less enthusiasm and creativity. They’ll encourage people to commit suicide, they’ll tell people that they hope they get raped, they’ll spread your personal information. But instead of doing it for fun, they think they’re fucking saving the world.

They don’t tell you to kill yourself because it’ll hurt your feelings. They do it because they think you don’t deserve to live. They won’t dox you to send pizzas to your house. They do it so you’ll lose your job and hopefully someone will go to your house and attack you. They don’t tell you to get raped because it’s an edgy thing to say. They want you to get raped because you don’t 100% agree with feminism.

These are people here who legitimately believe they’re doing God’s work by pulling together thousands of people in hopes of ruining or even ending someone’s life. And that’s much more dangerous.     

chaotic neutral>lawful evil

Nov 30, 2015 10,052 notes
When family/friends "tease" me about my interests
  • What they think they're doing: good harmless fun :)
  • What they're actually doing: making me more paranoid, making me ashamed of what I like, more distrustful. More likely to hide all my interests and not want to open up to anybody.
Nov 30, 2015 259,970 notes
me?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Nov 30, 2015 3 notes

rosexknight:

heiligeharmonie:

Dear everyone having a meltdown over the Rumbelle development last night:

  • Never watch a soap opera. You would not survive.

HA

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#undertale

youkaiyume:

mytrueplainheart:

rebelbyrdie:

tomatolovers:

when you’ve been in a fandom so long you no longer care about the dramas

When you’ve been through enough enough fandoms to ignore the same drama over and over again.

OMG a million times this! Especially the second one. The same bullshit starts up in every fandom given enough time. I just let it pass me by.

When you’re just doing your own thing and trying to have a good time but unexpectedly wander into the drama and now you’re just trying to avoid and survive it.

When there’s drama happening across multiple fandoms you’re in

Originally posted by ohyeahbestmoviesever

Nov 30, 2015 270,861 notes
Tem TitanshOI!!!!!! hOI!!!!!! Puffy Temmie Temmie

tem-covers-nobody-wanted:

tOItans!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!

Nov 30, 2015 581 notes
#undertale
Ink Blot

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

She smol and she wears hoodie. das pretty adorable, even if she is an adult.

Nov 30, 2015 1 note
#pembrokewkorgi
When you’re getting new followers but they’re all spambots

pyper1887:

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JOURNAL ENTRY 01 :

askskelebros:

*Another human arrived. Somehow they seem different than the ones I’ve seen come out of the ruins before. They weren’t stained in dust. That woman was lucky, if it had been any other case, I’m not sure what I would do. But a promise is a promise. We’ll see how things go.

*Things are going smoothly so far. They’ve been kind to Papyrus and I. They haven’t lifted their finger at any of the other monsters. Maybe humans aren’t all the same after all. Still, there’s determination in their eyes like the others that concerns me. They’re powerful, whether they know it or not. I’m just glad that they’re putting that power to good use.

*They even got Undyne to falter and put down her spear. This kid isn’t bad. I guess Papyrus pushed for it and they became friends. Undyne letting a human go, who would have known she’d be capable of something like that?

*Looks like they finally got to hotlands. Still surprised they’ve made it this far remaining a pacifist. Plenty of monsters know that the king needs a last human soul. Everyone is urging to get it to him. 

*Even Alphys’s puzzles aren’t an issue for them. Looks like they get along pretty well too, even when Alphys was lying to them that entire time. I’m excited to see what other feats they’ll be able to pull off. But soon they’ll have to face the king. I don’t know if he can put a kind human soul aside in comparison to all the monsters that have been trapped here for eras.

*The king killed them.

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4 / PART 5 / PART 6 / PART 7 / PART 8 / PART 9 / PART 10 / PART 11 /

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#undertale
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