Silver Tongue

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

True but it’s not very filling. I always have to go back four seconds.

damps:

2015-2015

raspbeary:

raspbeary:

cowboydan13:

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

tfw you’re horse & Sagittarius

Originally posted by mscreepyextra

officialsans:

ah fuck

Originally posted by memeiversaries

quotesandbandsugh:

A. If I’m in love

B. Last person I talked on the phone with

C. How long has it been since I’ve kissed?

D. If I have a preference for boys or girls?

E. How many piercings?

F. Give me any options like “hot or cold”

G. Last person said “I love you” to

H. Last person I hugged

I. Last time I felt jealous and why

J. Are you insecure? What about?

K. My full name

L. Siblings?

M. If I forgive betrayal?

N. Favorite animal?

O. Where I’d like to travel?

P. Music I like

Q. Favorite flower

R. Is cheating ever okay?

S. 2 hobbies

T. 3 things you love unconditionally

U. Favorite time of the year and why?
V. Big dreams?

W. If I’ve done something I regret very much

X. 3 turn ons

Y. 3 turn offs

Z. Ask any question you want

sodomymcscurvylegs:

When you try to replay PS1 games but the nostalgia has worn off:

magickandtea:

professorpenandink:

mx-hyde-the-azran:

• Groaning
  
• “You shut the fuck up”
  
• When your friends just sigh and close their eyes
• A face that reminds you of “Bring Me To Light”
• “Noooooooooooo”
  
• “God damn it”
  

• [Long drawn out version of your name]

•Oh my good gods
•Go sit in a corner
•I hate you

>You shut your whore mouth
>[name] NO!
>everyone just going offline or leaving

adeloes:

The only rule is that I can’t reply, I can only post it!

thenorthfarce:

brightindie:

2015 was my character development year which means 2016 is strictly action and story progression and i don’t know about you but i’m excited

2015 was my fuckin’ filler episode fam 😩😩

2014 was my filler between the highschool saga and the college saga. 2016 is pretty much going to be a continuation of my college saga and I’m pretty much gonna be like namek.

mdragonflame:

silver-tongues-blog:

p-ewey:

churchlovescaboose:

tragicallylovingyou:

merkiplier:

merkiplier:

spockdropandroll:

spockdropandroll:

You know what if that shitty post about Markiplier going from “yes hi nice to meet you” to “ya daughter also calls me daddy” was about a female youtuber, tumblr would be fucking up in arms. But nah, cause he’s a due, it’s totes ok!!Haha, just having fun on tumbler dot com :)

you know what? nah i’m not done. like i get it - he is a very handsome guy, and puberty was super awesome to him and turned him from a spindly bespectacled nerd to a very good looking bespectacled nerd - but fuck me! yall are always on about the oversexualisation of women whilst with the same breath calling the dude “daddy”? even when he expresses fucking DISCOMFORT at this????! yall fuckers are thirsty and need to chill. Mark doesn’t exist for you to fuckin fawn over and call daddy and ask him to fucking fist you or whatever. He’s a human being. Treat him with fucking respect like you would anyone else

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

I’m so TIRED of the hypersexualization of him (and anyone else for that matter).

Just because he’s a man it doesn’t make it okay. Sexualization is still sexualization.

And tagging him in it is most definitely NOT okay either.

And while I’m ranting, I’m just gonna drop these here from his blog as examples of what is definitely not okay:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

You wouldn’t want people coming up to you and touching you randomly and shit. These kind of people are so fucking gross. Keep that shit in your head, man. 

Please be nice to markiplier. Hes just a guy who plays video games.
Y'all are gross

Honestly like this is the same fucking thing as sexual harassment. Actually, no, it is sexual harassment. Anyone who does this is gross and you need to stay the hell away from Mark. 

Markiplier is a human being, not some fictional character. He’s not someone being played by an actor, he’s an actual human being. If you touched some random persons butt, they would punch you in the face. Markiplier is no different. Don’t harass him.

You should ALLL know how ready he is to defend himself.

But yeah, that’s like extreme, but imagine how much of a norm this kind of thing has become for him now a days. Its horrible. Stop! :D

Yeah but if he smacks a real fan for touching his butt, tumblr is gonna turn against him and accuse him of being sexist or some stupid shit despite teh fact that punching someone for sexual harassment is completely warranted. I mean, remember how much hate he got when he said that if a woman is attacking someone, the person she’s attacking has every right to fight back?

p-ewey:

churchlovescaboose:

tragicallylovingyou:

merkiplier:

merkiplier:

spockdropandroll:

spockdropandroll:

You know what if that shitty post about Markiplier going from “yes hi nice to meet you” to “ya daughter also calls me daddy” was about a female youtuber, tumblr would be fucking up in arms. But nah, cause he’s a due, it’s totes ok!!Haha, just having fun on tumbler dot com :)

you know what? nah i’m not done. like i get it - he is a very handsome guy, and puberty was super awesome to him and turned him from a spindly bespectacled nerd to a very good looking bespectacled nerd - but fuck me! yall are always on about the oversexualisation of women whilst with the same breath calling the dude “daddy”? even when he expresses fucking DISCOMFORT at this????! yall fuckers are thirsty and need to chill. Mark doesn’t exist for you to fuckin fawn over and call daddy and ask him to fucking fist you or whatever. He’s a human being. Treat him with fucking respect like you would anyone else

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

I’m so TIRED of the hypersexualization of him (and anyone else for that matter).

Just because he’s a man it doesn’t make it okay. Sexualization is still sexualization.

And tagging him in it is most definitely NOT okay either.

And while I’m ranting, I’m just gonna drop these here from his blog as examples of what is definitely not okay:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

You wouldn’t want people coming up to you and touching you randomly and shit. These kind of people are so fucking gross. Keep that shit in your head, man. 

Please be nice to markiplier. Hes just a guy who plays video games.
Y'all are gross

Honestly like this is the same fucking thing as sexual harassment. Actually, no, it is sexual harassment. Anyone who does this is gross and you need to stay the hell away from Mark. 

Markiplier is a human being, not some fictional character. He’s not someone being played by an actor, he’s an actual human being. If you touched some random persons butt, they would punch you in the face. Markiplier is no different. Don’t harass him.

robotsandfrippary:

Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink.  Your kid cuts their own hair.  Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog.  Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them.  That’s kids will be kids.

Your child calls other children homophobic, racist, or misogynistic slurs.  Your child steals or tells other children that they’re not allowed to play in certain areas.  Your kid punches their crush when that child doesn’t reciprocate their feelings.  That is NOT “kids will be kids” and you as the parent or teacher need to put a stop to it. 

fairygodrobot:

fairygodrobot:

it makes me so mad that the lady who is willing to spend an hour and a half out of her busy day teaching my stupid ass how to do chemistry probably makes less than the school football coach

one of the professors who works here is a fucking astrophysicist who works with goddamn nasa and they’re still gonna pay him less money than the dude who tells the Sports Boys how to Sports Good