Her story goes mostly how the Disney version went, except she didn’t go to war as a quest for self-discovery or because she felt as though she couldn’t make her parents proud. The sole and only reason she disguised herself as a young man was to take her Father’s place in the war.
So when she told her parents that she wanted to this, they were like wtf no you’re a girl and it’s chaotic out there. And you know what she did? She put on male clothes and challenged her own Father to a duel. Her dad was like ‘who the hell are you’ but accepted. When Mulan won and revealed herself as his daughter, he was like wOAH okay you can go. Basically she made sure to get her parent’s consent before going, so not only are her parents awesome, she was decent enough to not leave them hanging for 12 years.
Yes, she was at war for 12 years, but she not in fact meet a handsome general. Instead she BECAME a general. Eventually the war was won, and the Emperor was so impressed by her he wanted to wed the Princess to her. It was only then that she revealed she was in fact a woman. Then she accepted the rewards and went right back home to her normal life.
There is now even a crater on Venus named after her.
Listen, i’m cool and all with websites pulling april fools pranks but please have a way to manually shut it off after it happens. First time it happens, that’s okay. It’s for shits and giggles. The million times after it’s annoying as fuck and no longer comfortable.
Random doodle challange! Favorite element (fire, water, earth, air, light, darkness, spirit) in pony form!
Yes yes here it is.
It’s invisible. And small. Very small. Microscopic. So even if it was not invisible you would not be able to see it. The reasoning behind this, I’m tired. Blegh.
I'm so sorry for asking and I know it's been a while since you have done this, but when are you going to work on Lovestruck derpy its been I really long time. Hole you don't get mad at me for asking. THANKS
How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so
Every night is an adventure
Mr Sanders, is it wise to sleep nude with the threat of cartoon birbs breaking into your room at dawn?
Can't you give her a jubilee? The blog truly is hindering her in getting a job. Minimal wag in Costa Rica is $1 an hour. You really expect her to be able to pay you back when she's only getting paid about $6 a day, on days she works? Which is like once or twice a week. Think about it? It'll never get paid off in your life time and her's.
Saw this just now and can’t determine if new or old. Either way, my response:
No I will not give her the Christian term meant for a “special year for the remission of sins, nor grant a universal pardon”. I am past that point where my patience and tolerance wore thin. Also, yes I do expect her (on the terms you and I agreed) to pay me back, or send the items back in the condition I gave it. I stick by what I had been taught: Work within your limits. If you couldn’t afford a luxury item to begin with, best to live without it.
my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five
imagine slightly older steven going on more dangerous missions with the gems and they all accidentally get their bodies badly injured and near the end he’s just trying to escape with his arms full of gemstones
i drew it
why hello satan, fancy seeing you here
not sure how much steven’s spit would work since they hurt their bodies and not their gems, but it was worth a shot
