why feel my heart beat when you can see it thru my shirt
That would be so cool to be ble to see through your body. see your organs in action, see your stomache digest food, see your lungs breath in and out. Why are humans so bpring?
one time my old roommate made an account on some kind of website focused on finding job offers, and a random woman sent her a message that was like, “hello, i see you are a young woman who lives in maryland, i am looking for someone to legally marry my son for two years so that he can get cheaper tuition to a college in your state, would you be interested? i would pay you for doing this and you could get divorced afterwards”
it was SUPER WEIRD and she was of course like “no?? i won’t do this, what the fuck” BUT ANYWAYS IMO this should be everyone’s next strange fanfiction plot: “we got married for the college tuition because my mom secretly arranged it over the internet” au
okay but like two friends getting married for cheaper tution like hah we are geniuses this is a fool proof plan and we are completely platonic everything is fine haha i didnt just notice how beautiful your eyes are and how soft your hair feels LOVING THIS CHEAPER TUITION EVERYTHING IS FINE
Would any of my friends like to marry me so I can go to college cheaper?
hello if u want me to draw u as a dragon based on ur blog PLS reblog this and i’ll either submit it or post it and tag u!! PLS REBLOG THIS
why isn’t anyone letting me draw them as dragons
why havent u lready drawn me as a dragon i AM a dragon
i never reblog these because they always have over a thousand notes by the time i see them and im like ”hell no this person aint gonna draw me” but this only has like 20ish notes so i might get a chance to get drawn as a dragon
This image from the New England Journal of Medicineshows the effect of sunlight on this truck driver. He’s been exposed to 25 years of direct sunlight thanks to his job but only on the left side of his face. So we get a first-hand view at how much more aged human skin looks when bombarded with sunlight over the years.
you know, i was mercutio in my middle school’s romeo and juliet, so some of you can go to bed with a smile tonight because at least one production existed where mercutio was a pakistani lesbian
I have no idea who Mercutio is, but Shakespearean pakistani lesbians sound awesome.
Mercutio is romeos friend who causes five deaths because of a pun.
Hyrule is called hyrule because the original princess zelda came from skyloft and ruled it from high above. Does this mean that the original princess hilda came from the underground and ruled lorule from below?
Oh my god I forgot how much I love link between worlds. It’s probably the best one since wind waker. Maybe even the best since the oracle games. I don’t know but it’s high up there. And I love the item system because it actually makes more sense than other games. LIke, why would a monster keep its one weakness in the place where it lives? I mean, some items like the bow or hammer in oot I could understand but there is absolutely no excuse as to why an moth who lives in the woods whose one weakness is extreme fire would keep a wand that shoots said fire in it’s place of dwelling? I’m looking at you link to the past. It just feels more fluid to buy the items because it doesn’t seem as random. And it also gives more value to rupees because in nearly all the other zelda games, rupees jsut sit there after you buy the one thing that you need to buy. Also it makes death a lot more meaningful because it’s more than “oh shoot, I lost ammo that I will be able to stock up on by smashing pots and cutting grass” it’s “oh shoot, I lost one of my items.” Also the item system leaves room for other items to be in dungeons like the master ores, the better tunics and shields. Stuff that isn’t crucial to defeating the boss. Stuff that makes sense to be there. Like, it’s perfectly understandable that the thieves or the cultists would steal master ore for their value or because the gemsaur king probably hordes ores considering he spews rupees when you hit him.
Are you still a fan of deer? I'm a fan of deer. For a while you really liked deer. I'm glad someone gets it. XD
I am sexually attracted to deer because of a wet dream I had once where a forest spirit in the form of a small deer turned me into a doe in heat which plays with two of my biggest fetishes, transformation and heat.
Thou art thyself, though not a squid What’s squid? it is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a kid. O, be some other name! What’s in a name? that which we call a kid By any other name just as much ink;
