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July 2015

“My penis cannot get erect”—Arin Hanson
Jul 31, 2015 15 notes
#game grumps #arin hanson #egoraptor
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Dear coworker
don’t be a bitch and clock me out on your delivery when I’m 2 minutes away from getting out of here

Jul 31, 2015 1 note
Why it takes me long to reply.

plotarmoredmaiden:

Jul 31, 2015 46,901 notes

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

me: *sees own post*

me: same

same

same

same

same

Jul 31, 2015 13,085 notes
#same
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Jack: You two almost sound exactly the same so yeah well to me but others may have a different opinion I couldn't tell you apart at all during the spyro thing

Oh, you mean the Spyro stream? The other speaker was a-random-mod. And I can understand. Sorta.

Jul 31, 2015 1 note
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new trend: positive vagueblogging

altarandhour:

There are some GREAT people on this website and I love them. Not naming any names

Jul 31, 2015 58,632 notes
#you know who you are
Wow Delta Episode is disappointing

Like, Rayquaza is a huge fucking disappointment and why the fuck do they throw two legendaries in a row without giving you the option of going and restocking on ultra balls?

Also, rayquazas mega looks fucking stupid and is really bad to lose. He dies in one hit against whatsherface who battles you immediately after you catch rayquaza for no fucking reason. Deyoxys is weak as fuck. He can only kill rayquaza who is forced to be in his mega at the very start of the battle making him the first mega I’ve used much to my chagrin. Also, I the last half hour of my life was wasted because I fucking ran out of ultra balls when trying to catch deoxys because they don’t let you go and restock.

Also, the stuff the characters say make no fucking sense if you never actually used any megas the entire game because they go and praise how good you are at mega and how close your pokemon are to be able to mega evolve and I’m just like “I have never even mega evolved any of my pokemon because that’s fuckign stupid”

Also, the stuff she says after you battle her makes no sense if you lose to her, which I did in hopes to get back to a town so I can buy more ultra balls.

TL:DR

Rayquaza was overhyped, the part where you face rayquaza then immediately battle the daconoid and then immediately face deoxys were poorly thought out and the stuff they say makes no sense if you never mega evolve.

Jul 31, 2015 3 notes
#pokemon #omega ruby #deoxys #rayquaza
Hoofprint, Dracini, and Rose uwu

Yeah, that sounds about right. Those three and ladylanternwaste and I have a blog called kingdoms-of-harmony

Jul 31, 2015 1 note
Hoofprint, Jitters, and Rose.

Really? I mean hoofprint and rose I expected but jitters? I’ve never even spoken to him.

Jul 31, 2015 1 note
Who are three tumblr users that you associate me with?

lipstickstainedlove:

trufflebootybuttercream:

Do this I wanna know

PLS

Jul 31, 2015 122,248 notes
Giving an answer that doesn't fit the question is unhelpful at best and rude at worst. Please don't do that.

You asked which one you should get. I suggested getting whichever one you like most.

Jul 31, 2015 1 note
#dittoprize
That's not what I asked.

But it’s what I answered

Jul 31, 2015 1 note
#dittoprize

chefpyro:

Should I get a Sharpedo or a Crawdaunt?

I wanted Crawdaunt, but getting a Corphish with a good nature is turning out very difficult, seeing as you can’t grind them with the Dex Nav, only fish for it. And the chance of encountering a Corphish when you fish is a mere 5%.

I already have an Aron on my team, which I intend to keep and eventually evolve into an Aggron, so Sharpedo’s ability to mega evolve doesn’t factor into my decision.

Don’t bother offering to trade me a good Corphish. Whatever I use, I want to catch it myself.

So. Which of the two should I pursue?

You could just ignore natures and abilities and just get whichever one you like more

Jul 31, 2015 9 notes

chefpyro:

a-random-mod:

chefpyro:

Forget Gary; the biggest douche in Pokémon is the girl in Sinnoh who trades you her Haunter for a Medicham but makes sure it’s holding an Everstone so you don’t get a Gengar.

Excuse u. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to get an everstone?

I’m Dutch. Back when Diamond and Pearl came out, Pokémon wasn’t as big here as it was in America. As a matter of fact, it still isn’t. I had nobody to trade with and our internet wasn’t compatible with the DS, so I couldn’t trade it online either. I’d have taken a Gengar over an Everstone any day.

For people like me who like the adorable first form of pokemon, everstones are a commodity

Jul 31, 2015 25 notes

chefpyro:

Forget Gary; the biggest douche in Pokémon is the girl in Sinnoh who trades you her Haunter for a Medicham but makes sure it’s holding an Everstone so you don’t get a Gengar.

Excuse u. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to get an everstone?

Jul 31, 2015 25 notes
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#steven universe

dapper-deoxys:

quazeros:

dapper-deoxys:

this is why I dont go on instagram, or if I upload stuff I just upload then instantly log out because there’s so much idiots that have the minds of a 1950s queerphobic parent it gives me a headache to deal with them. I’d rather deal with 50 screaming babies tbh

Is that cuz you would be able to eat the babies?

yes

Have you ever actually eaten a baby? Those things are messy AF. Also, preparing them takes forever and really it’s not worth the effort to make one edible let alone 50.

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myself-wasneverenoughforme:

mscomrade:

opaldreamcave:

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

“I want the tacos with the hard shells”
Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla”
“Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?”
Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas”
“Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?”
-.-.-.-
“Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.”
“Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten”
“Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!”
“Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.”
-.-.-.-
“What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!”
“Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.”
“No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!”
“Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.”
-.-.-.-

Good god the list could go on forever

Jul 31, 2015 293,970 notes
Jul 30, 2015 3,502 notes
PSSSSSST.

yolanda-be-coool:

americanbreadsticks:

BERNIE SANDERS IS POLLING BETTER THAN THE TOP 3 REPUBLICANS NATIONALLY

BERNIE SANDERS IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE FROM BOTH PARTIES WHO HAS A FAVORABLE RATING IN THE EARLY VOTING STATES

BERNIE SANDERS IS ELECTABLE PASS IT ON

Bernie Sanders is still trailing Hillary by 40 points.  Do not get complacent. Do not take the above information as “well he’s polling well so everything’s okay!” he is still not projected to take the Democratic nom. so PLEASE keep spreading the word and  keep supporting his campaign and get him into office

Jul 30, 2015 300,886 notes
WE

Are the Crystal

Jul 30, 2015 79,963 notes
Yay for you!

patch notes: Silver 1.2.0

  • jiggle physics added
  • euphoria increased
  • better AI
Jul 30, 2015 3 notes
Warden, you're one of the raddist nerds I've had the pleasure of being friends with

I’m a hellraiser with a heart of gold?

Jul 30, 2015 2 notes
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Jul 30, 2015 30,622 notes
#steven universe

thewinchestersandthedoctor:

ineffably-crowley:

badwolfonbakerstreet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice

#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM

B E A M A N

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SING MULAN

S W I F T ASA C O U RSING R I V E RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Jul 30, 2015 349,209 notes
Thus Began the Rein of the Millennials

deafine:

klavierr:

theliberaltony:

theinvisible-girl:

official-arnie-nutts:

zeshuetoral:

prideandpen:

theliberaltony:

2015 is the first year that the Millennial generation makes up more of the voting age population than any other generation.  

That is why the older generation is trying to suppress your vote. They know that you can change the world they destroyed.

The first step we should take is getting Bernie Sanders elected President of the United States. We should show the world that we refuse to stand aside while an older and smaller generation insists on the destruction of our Democracy.

This is just the beginning, This is the first year we have as the largest voting generation in US History.  

Let’s make the most of it.

Don’t forget to register as a democrat and vote in the primaries!

Please vote in the primaries, it’s arguably more important than the general election will be this time around!

Young people you are our nation’s hope, get out and vote in the primaries, electing Bernie Sanders would be your first step in undoing the damage that has been done to our nation.  This is your country, your world, take it back from those of my generation and the one before which have brought it to this horrific point.  You are the world’s hope, use your power, claim your place as leaders, visionaries, and reformers. You can save the world!

PSA: In some circumstances, you need to be registered /and/ affiliated with a party to be able to vote in the primaries. This isn’t the case in all primaries, but in some it can be.

In order to vote for Bernie Sanders in the Primaries different states will have different requirements.

You will not have to register for any party in order to vote for Bernie Sanders in the Primaries if you live in: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Georgia, Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, North Dakota, Ohio, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia and Wisconsin.

You will have to be either registered as a Democrat or be Unaffiliated In order to vote for Bernie Sanders in the Primaries if you live in: California, Idaho, Illinois, Massachusetts, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Rhode Island, Washington and West Virginia

You will have to be a registered Democrat in order to Vote for Bernie Sanders in the Primaries if you live in: Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, DC, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania and Wyoming

In many states you have to be registered as a member of that party for 30 days prior to the primaries in order to vote, although that isn’t always the case.

fucking FINALLY there’s a post that actually talks about the primaries, less than half of the people I see lobbying for Sanders even know to mention primaries because no millennials ever go vote in them. It’s time to change that. Primaries are usually clustered around march/april 2016 unless you’re in New Hampshire, Dunno when it is then.  But anyway, yeah, important

Here’s something I can’t seem to find an answer to – I go to school in a different place than my home state.Can I vote absentee in a primary?

Jul 30, 2015 82,860 notes
Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

us-and-themmm:

How screwed are you?

Jul 30, 2015 209,376 notes
#1990 #fuck im going to end uo being a 90s kid
A PSA to all Paint Tool SAI users about Windows 10

xarlu:

dibeediboop:

sorachi-jirachi:

It seems Paint Tool SAI does not like Windows 10 at all, because when I tested it on the beta version of Win10, it wouldn’t run at all. If you use SAI as your main drawing program and wish to continue using it, then I strongly suggest you avoid upgrading to Windows 10 until somebody finds a way to get it to work on there. It’ll be a real bummer to see anybody having to struggle with the loss of SAI because of a Windows upgrade that it’ll refuse to work on.

Same with windows 8.1. this trick might work:

find the .Sai exe, right click, and select troubleshoot compatibility .

It’ll take you through a few steps after that. It should be able to open the program. But the problem I had after was loosing Pen sensitivity. 

I’m not sure if that’s due to upgrading to a newer intuos , or if its part of the compatibility issue, however if its not i hope that might work 

I’ll throw this out there too. I had upgraded to Windows 10 last night and heavily lamented the fact that I couldn’t open SAI. I saw this post and lo and behold, troubleshooting it worked!

However, I’m not sure if this will happen to everyone, but I was using Windows 7 with SAI and the Windows 7 compatibility mode didn’t work. I tried inputting Windows Vista compatibility mode and SAI works fine now.

Just a little thing I figured I’d throw out there in case anyone has any difficulty!

Jul 30, 2015 25,725 notes

I can feel a slight jiggle in my chest when I run! :D

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DO NOT INSTALL WINDOWS 10

sinsays:

There is high chance of it bricking your computer or causing a lot of other problems.

If you have attempted to install Windows 10 and it fucks your shit up: Report it and demand compensation.

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First off, I feel my ask came off more hostile than intended. My apologizes for lack of clarification. I actually wasn't aware that Drawponies never truly apologized for his stunt. That changes things.

Well he apologized but it feels like it was more because he was caught than actual sincerity. 

Jul 30, 2015 1 note
#crescentscript
But by your logic, that also means those people should be miserable for the rest of their lives? Also, just my opinion (sorry), but I don't think tardispony can be compared to Drawponies. What she's done is so much worse than selling traced art...

I mean, I agree that Drawponies has to deal with consequences. That consequence IS that people will NEVER trust them the same way EVER again. But I think everyone deserves a chance to change their ways :(


People need to be held accountable for their actions. Drawponies apology wasn’t “sorry i traced and scammed you all” it was “sorry I got caught” and even so, he doesn’t deserve forgiveness. even if you look past the stunt he pulled, he is still a general asshole. he won’t change. People like him don’t change. He has given no legitimate reason as to why he should be forgiven. If he is miserable for the rest of his life, it’s his own damn fault.


So yes, people should be miserable for their entire lives if they do what he did. What he did was dishonest and that’s why nobody is ever gonna believe him. Instead of asking me if he should be miserable, ask yourself why should he even get a second chance?

Jul 30, 2015
#crescentscript
Pfft. Someone called you bitter in that confession you posted. So I guess if they don't agree with what you typed out then I could just go murder someone but if I say I'm sorry I'll get away with it. Dumb dumbs.

Who wouldn’t be bitter when someone makes a fortune off tracing when I can’t even get someone to buy my own art.

Jul 30, 2015 1 note
#rosenrot234
Yeah i follow a lot of weird blogs on nero bloodtotem, not as many on this one! and what do you mean that explains a lot?

Oh, nothignt

Jul 30, 2015
#askfuunsaikipony

ask-cloud-beat replied to your post:she’s still around!

And SaveDerpy

Oh god, I forgot about that whole piece of shit. Well, anything the fandom does revolving around her is complete shit.

Jul 30, 2015
i don't know i don't follow here on this blog! i follow on my other blog! but only to laugh at the insanity! (also this nero bloodtotem's ask blog thingy)

oh, you’re nero? that explains a lot

Jul 30, 2015
#askfuunsaikipony
she's still around!

I mean, the only drama in teh mlp fandom I can remember with clarity are tardispony, drawponies, pinkiepony, the SU not wanting bronies in the fandom because they were poobabies and silver fang.

Jul 30, 2015 5 notes
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