Silver Tongue

Month
Filter by post type
All posts

Text
Photo
Quote
Link
Chat
Audio
Video
Ask

January 2016

Jan 31, 2016 235,705 notes
Jan 31, 2016 28 notes
#grape #lilo and stitch #alien #experiment
Jan 31, 2016 899,516 notes
Jan 31, 2016 26,523 notes
#star wars #spoilers #star wars spoilers
Jan 31, 2016 16,620 notes
#game grumps #ninja brian
heres a thing

insignem-pileus-turritus:

silver-tongues-blog:

insignem-pileus-turritus:

silver-tongues-blog:

imperatortempus42:

silver-tongues-blog:

Look at this font


Know what it’s called? Charon. You know what also is called Charon?


The boat person of the river styx. You know who else is a boat person who has information on someone named after a font?

Here’s my theory. River person is sans and papyrus’s mother.

Charon is a dude you bloody idiot.

You say that like male greek dieties can’t give birth. May I point you to dionysus? or Athena?

athena ain’t a dude, you sassy motherfucker.

And if you actually read you would realize I was using her as an example of someone born from a males body. Zeus produced her out of his head. My point was that male greek dieties can produce children by themselves. In fact, after zues had athena and dionysus on his own, hera got pissed and had a child by herself. That child was Hephaestus.

I apologize, I assumed that you were using athena as an example of a male that had given birth.

And that’s what happens when you don’t take the time to read properly.

Now to the matter at hand. I belive that it’s entirely possible that riverperson is sans and papyrus’s mom. they’re based off of a person whose name is also a font and knows all about gaster. Also the ability to teleport. I mean, they can go straight from hotland to snowdin without goign to the waterfall first.

Jan 31, 2016 187 notes
#riverperson #undertale #gaster #rivster
heres a thing

insignem-pileus-turritus:

silver-tongues-blog:

imperatortempus42:

silver-tongues-blog:

Look at this font


Know what it’s called? Charon. You know what also is called Charon?


The boat person of the river styx. You know who else is a boat person who has information on someone named after a font?

Here’s my theory. River person is sans and papyrus’s mother.

Charon is a dude you bloody idiot.

You say that like male greek dieties can’t give birth. May I point you to dionysus? or Athena?

athena ain’t a dude, you sassy motherfucker.

And if you actually read you would realize I was using her as an example of someone born from a males body. Zeus produced her out of his head. My point was that male greek dieties can produce children by themselves. In fact, after zues had athena and dionysus on his own, hera got pissed and had a child by herself. That child was Hephaestus.

Jan 31, 2016 187 notes
#undertale #river person #rivster #gaster
Jan 31, 2016 12 notes
#art #lilo and stitch #art trade #scraps-is-busy
Half the things you read on Tumblr be like

soulpunchftw:

Jan 31, 2016 91,212 notes
heres a thing

imperatortempus42:

silver-tongues-blog:

Look at this font


Know what it’s called? Charon. You know what also is called Charon?


The boat person of the river styx. You know who else is a boat person who has information on someone named after a font?

Here’s my theory. River person is sans and papyrus’s mother.

Charon is a dude you bloody idiot.

You say that like male greek dieties can’t give birth. May I point you to dionysus? or Athena?

Jan 31, 2016 187 notes
Jan 31, 2016 252,948 notes
Jan 31, 2016 572,607 notes
Jan 31, 2016 2 notes
#blood #blood mention #nosebleed

poni-pon:

i have an odd desire to draw porn.

do it.

Jan 31, 2016 16 notes
How to Draw

loveyouheichou:

1. You have no talent

2. Mr. Tentacles has all the talent

3. If you are lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles’ talent may rub off on you

If I’m lucky, maybe mr talent will rub his tentacles on me

Jan 31, 2016 126,160 notes

gaybabygeekboy:

gaybabygeekboy:

“i’m thinking about getting into game grumps, what’s their show like?”

Jan 31, 2016 45,990 notes
Jan 31, 2016 77,187 notes
#iron

dykejedi:

grassfire:

jorts in the summertime, jants in winter, joots all year ‘round

don’t be ridiculous, you cant wear joots in the summertime, that’s when you gotta  break out your

jandals

Jan 31, 2016 110,357 notes
Jan 31, 2016 136 notes
#doctor who #steven moffat #peter capaldi
Jan 31, 2016 81,771 notes
#star wars #spoilers #star wars spoilers
playing video game
  • game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defense from your current weapon
  • me: but it ugly
Jan 31, 2016 485,571 notes
I want Gaster's voice to be the one of Timmy Turner's dad! It must be that voice....

Gaster: oh SAAAANS

Gaster: I’m respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway!

[A gaster blaster blasts down the door]

Jan 31, 2016 465 notes
heres a thing

silver-tongues-blog:

Look at this font


Know what it’s called? Charon. You know what also is called Charon?


The boat person of the river styx. You know who else is a boat person who has information on someone named after a font?

Here’s my theory. River person is sans and papyrus’s mother.

Jan 31, 2016 187 notes
#undertale #gaster #riverperson #theory #w. d. gaster
if you're open to new scraps puppet ideas, how about an aquatic scraps? like a dolphin or an electric eel.

Scraps doesn’t really swim, so water is kind of out of the question.

Jan 31, 2016 2 notes

Millennial: Can you make college cheaper?

Baby Boomers: No, you need to work for your college!

Millennial: Then can you raise minimum wage so I can?

Baby boomers: No, if you want a bigger check, get a better job

Millennial: Then can you retire so we can get better jobs?

Baby Boomers: No, you need to go to college if you want to get a better job.

Baby Boomers: Why are Millennials so cynical and mad?

Jan 31, 2016 11 notes
Jan 31, 2016 136 notes
#mark sheppard #doctor who #superwholock
Jan 31, 2016 136 notes
#doctor who #sherlock #leverage #superwholock
Jan 31, 2016 124,267 notes
Jan 31, 2016 935 notes
scuttling bug theme

animalmusicthemes:

Jan 31, 2016 4,096 notes
Jan 31, 2016 92 notes
#tag yourself #doctor who #9th doctor #10th doctor #11th Doctor #war doctor #12th doctor #13th Doctor
you and your group need to apologist to ask the 1st doctor they have been through so much and you guys hurt them you guys are the worst people i am not english. worry not doctor we good people are here for you

What group? Docs in a Box? I’m not a part of Docs in a Box. And you know what… NO.

I won’t be made guilty for having to put up with 1st Doctor Mod/Flew. Because you know what? I’m the guy who got them started down the road of being known. Yeah, I got Flew introduced to most of those people. I got his name out there. 

And I feel guilty, but not for the things I’ve said to Flew, but for introducing Flew to others. Introducing him to others so he could lie to them. Introducing him to others so he could guilt them. 

Because you know what Flew does? Nothing but complain. Complain about how others don’t trust him. Complain about how hard it’s been. Etc etc etc. And in that complaining, all he does is TOSS it around. 

Once, I had him apologize to several people after he threatened to kick them out of a certain group. A group that he was invited to join, and that the others had started. And in private, he continued to complain about how they where still in the wrong. Because they wanted to kick him out after he sexually harassed one of the other members who expressed constant discomfort in it!

And I’m 100% sure a lot of others can bring up their own stories about stuff like this. 

Jan 31, 2016 2 notes

gatsuu:

so my mom got me a sonic capsule toy. I had no idea what character would be inside this ominous blue ball…. pretty exciting right????

I opened it up and…

wait..

Jan 31, 2016 25,385 notes

spinesongs:

just-shower-thoughts:

The song “Hotel California” is basically a bad Yelp review and a 3 minute guitar solo.

#the drinks were tasty but I got stabbed here

Jan 31, 2016 84,838 notes
Jan 31, 2016 50,978 notes
scraps AS a fursuit instead of inside a fursuit

That’d be really expensive to buy… I’m not sure I have that money.

Jan 31, 2016 2 notes
Jan 31, 2016 1,060,154 notes
Jan 31, 2016 131,541 notes

whitewolf634:

pinkphilosopher:

moonblossom:

deluxetrashqueen:

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

Man, that sucks.

Wow, I kinda feel like a shitlord because I am guilty of number seven

Jan 31, 2016 481,816 notes
Jan 31, 2016 7 notes
#global warming
Jan 31, 2016 118 notes
Jan 31, 2016 97,016 notes

intrude:

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror. 

Jan 31, 2016 286,606 notes

carryonmy-assbutt:

thenarator:

boykingdom:

who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three

OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE! so in the elizabethan era queen elizabeth couldn’t appear like she was having That Time of the Month in front of the male members of her court, and you bet your ass if she had to remain in the public eye while she was bleeding from the snatch then the rest of the female courtiers did too. because they didn’t have handy dandy tampons back in the day, they would basically shove a rag down there and inevitably bleed onto the inner layers of their clothes. she what did they do? changed clothes. about eight times a day to be precise, and they did that all month long, so none of the delicate male constitutions would be offended by unseen yet implied bloody lady parts. this is part of why fashion was such a huuuuuge cultural item (and the secondhand clothing industry was such a huge part of society) because they had to appear like they were just doing it out of vanity/showing off their wealth. this became pretty much the standard mode of behavior for ladies who had to be out and about during shark week, right up until some nurses realized that the specialized gauze pads they used to plug up bullet wounds would work great for other such bleeding holes.

so yeah if you were wondering why dudes think women change their clothes a lot its because they don’t understand periods.

It always comes down to men not being able to handle periods

Jan 31, 2016 566,444 notes
Jan 31, 2016 7 notes
#global warming
Fun fact about chickens my dad taught me: if you can catch them, lay them down on their side and draw a line in the dirt in front of their eye. They won't move unless the line is obstructed.

I dont have time to do that to at least 15 angry chickens at 2:22am

Jan 31, 2016 230 notes

astible:

do u ever have like….. a self meme…… like a meme that is specific to u and only u get it but u joke abt it in ur head all the time…… like an inside joke but its just u

Jan 31, 2016 69,232 notes
Jan 31, 2016 2,175 notes

joltick:

I cannot believe people will insist that genitals = gender while still being so quick to assign genders to things including but not limited to robots, candy, umbrellas and geological features. Why are you more willing to call an M&M female than you are a trans woman?

Jan 31, 2016 56,596 notes

kilalabunnies:

imaginarycomics:

when you find your friend’s art blog but you realize they’re a sinner

@confusedbearsounds @silver-tongues-blog

You sin just as much as we do

Jan 31, 2016 189 notes
Next page →
20172018
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
201620172018
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
201520162017
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
201420152016
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
201320142015
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
201220132014
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
20122013
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December