One of my coworkers is trying to say that Fluttershy is better than the One True Best Pone Pinkie Pie. I’ve been forced to exercise my authority and tell him I can’t pay him for the day.
Fluttershy is like, one of the worst. She has almost no character because all episodes about her revolve around “be more assertive” and doesn’t build on her character at all
This is a casual reminder that Hillary Clinton stole the good china when she left the White House. Along with most of the furniture.
Casual reminder that she’s also attempting to guilt trip women and feminists into voting for her while also devaluing those who choose not to vote for her by saying they’re voting for sanders just to flirt with guys.
ponies twilight is willing to forgive:
a teenager who brainwashed an entire school and threatened to invade Equestria as an evil demon; a jealous unicorn who enslaved an entire village and forced them all to lose their cutie marks because of a bad experience and created various timelines of apocalyptic Equestria once her plans were ruined; and a draconequus that is literally the god of chaos and brought the entirety of Equestria into peril, 3 TIMES, as well as rendering their main form of defense useless
ponies twilight isn't willing to forgive:
a stage magician that was just trying to perform in ponyville one time
In Twilight's defense, there was that whole "Return to Ponyville with an evil ancient artifact for the explicit and sole purpose of defacing and destroying Twilight Sparkle" thing...
also, twilight wasn't the one who ruined trixie, nor was trixie the one who did wrong in her debut. Twilight wanted nothing to do with trixie and trixie was a preformer. So while the towns reaction to her (like exiling her) was misplaced and her hatred towards the town for snips and snails mistakes was somewhat justified.
Sex Positive:
I don't feel sexual attraction but I do enjoy the physical sensation of sex. (Maybe even crave it!)
Sex Neutral:
I can have sex but I don't need it. To be honest I have no strong feelings about sex. But a slice of pizza would be better.
Sex Repulsed:
I don't like sex. I don't want to have sex. I'm not going to have sex with you. I understand that people enjoy sex but I do not.
The presence of a libido does not invalidate any of these orientations. Dicks jokes and sexual humor do not invalidate these asexuals. These orientations are a SPECTRUM and are very fluid. Asexuals can and do exist in between theses definitions.
Constantly torn between “if I show symptoms I’m real and valid” and “I can’t show any symptoms because then I’ll be a bother so I have to internalize everything.”
Dont forget “if I can control my symptoms are they still valid”
And “if I show symptoms I’m manipulating the people around me”
Also “if I don’t show symptoms at any given moment I’m lying about having a mental illness and everything is an overreaction”
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”
Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.
