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Aug 31, 2016 1 note

willow:

Me: :(
Clouds: *start raining*
Me: thanks, you get me :)

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chefpyro:

why is selling out even considered such a bad thing like i would gladly jump through a hoop or two for our corporate overlords if it means i get to eat this month

it’s because most people dont know what selling out is. Many people consider getting sponsers to be selling out but that’s not true. Selling out is when you’re sponsered by something you actually do not like. If you genuinely enjoy the product, like the grumps enjoy crunchy roll, it’s not actually selling out. But if, say markiplier, got a deal to sponser some shitty calogn that gives him rashes, then that would be selling out.

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korolevcross:

magnechamp:

korolevcross:

popinloopy:

just-shower-thoughts:

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

nothing is still the same as nothing

Fucker

But if you only place about 150 worth in a bank each week and never let anyone be onto you, the infinite bills will not cause deflation until years down the line. But who cares, you still have infinite so even if a loaf of bread costs 3k you can still afford it.

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inanisauri:

just-shower-thoughts:

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong

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dont let tumblr make you think that

cardozzza:

farmsuggestion:

tipping cows is okay

Those cows work hard and deserve every cent in tips they get!

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BOFA DEIUSNUTS COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN.

daddy-double-d:

I KNOW YOU’RE A FUCKING SJW STOP MANIPULATING FROM BEHIND THE SCENES. 

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lesre:

seriousjones:

a centaur, but the human part is replaced with the front half of lightning mcqueen

How much horsepower does he have?

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neopuff:

boogeymed:

if you’re not cyborg from teen titans and you say booyah you should straight up die


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#IM SCREAMING
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so this happened
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#bonebase #mx bones #yesman
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mrkenyon:

mrkenyon:

Dammit, don’t give me ideas.

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craftykraken:

That feel when the old man who was giving you shit and misgendering you walks away from the register with a huge, noticeable boner in his sweatpants

Originally posted by ba1n3s

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cwote:

FRIENDLY REMINDER: You are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

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#i'm sad bones never got a chance to see this #bonebase
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  • horrifying monster: *crawls into my window and reaches for me*
  • me: fucking finally, thank god
  • horrifying monster: wow way to just suck the fun out of killing people and eating their bone marrow
  • me: can we at least make out a little
  • horrifying monster: you're fucking sick
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cinema-sins:

latter-ace-saint:

If I ever start watching a CinemaSins video again, somebody punch me in the face.

Because you liked the video so much, that you need someone to punch you in the face for a reality check? 

Say no more…we totally understand.

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  • me: fucking finally, thank god
  • horrifying monster: wow way to just suck the fun out of killing people and eating their bone marrow
  • me: can we at least make out a little
  • horrifying monster: you're fucking sick
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tbh honestly

memenouveau:

memenouveau:

if youre white you need to keep your eyes peeled for whitewashing at all hours. if the thought of reblogging something even crosses your mind and theres a character in it who canonically has bronze or dark skin or just. not fucken. pale skin, just take a damn second and review it. ‘does the character in question/every character here actually look like the people in canon, especially with regards to skin tone or nonwhite features’ just take a damn second ok

& white people watch your friends too for gods sakes and tell them when they fuck up. it shouldn’t be 100% brown + black emotional labor goin into destroying whitewashing otherwise youre complicit in it

white ppl please reblog this + hold ur white friends to these standards.

Do cosplays get a free pass?

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  • me: fucking finally, thank god
  • horrifying monster: wow way to just suck the fun out of killing people and eating their bone marrow
  • me: can we at least make out a little
  • horrifying monster: you're fucking sick
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bisexualr2d2:

“How would you describe yourself?”

“Where do you see yourself in the future?”

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