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January 2017

transgambit:

alexavindr:

transgambit:

what is the truth

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

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smoothjazzwaluigii:

1funn:

1funn:

Good morning

Roadhogs stomach looks like one big anime boob

this is the worst thing you have ever done babe

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dustlines:

mrs-transmuter:

mrs-transmuter:

“Imagine if people had been going ‘don’t fight hate with hate’ back when Hitler was around.”

Fam…let me tell you bout Poland.

Let me tell you about how the entire rest of Europe sat ack and watched the invasion of Poland because they thought it would be “improper” to send military aid. How they were unwilling to enforce the treaties that Germany was breaking, because that would make them “just as bad.” They sat back and wrote strongly worded letters while fascists grew in power because they didn’t want to dirty their hands. They thought reasonable discussion and politics would be enough to stop a fascist dictator from rising to power.

Spoiler alert: it wasn’t enough.

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meladoodle:

my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen 

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weavemama:

I just wanna give a huge shoutout to the people in other countries who are protesting against trump bc y'all could’ve easily turned a blind eye and said “that’s none of my business” but instead you sacrificed your time and energy to fight for a country you don’t even live in and I just wanna say thank you thank you thank you

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suricattus:

trustmeimageographer:

pharmedup:

madenthusiasms:

trustmeimageographer:

Can I just say like… I’m not American so I can’t really know what it’s like out there right now, but I am really proud of you guys. Like, Trump - a man known to have sexually assaulted multiple women - is elected, so the women of your country not only turn out in their millions but they inspire women around the world to do the same in solidarity. He preaches anti-intellectualism, so your scientists host database hacking and saving days to preserve data. He bans government agencies from speaking the truth, so they create rogue social media accounts that spread facts even at the risk of their jobs. He brings in racist immigration bans, causing chaos in airports and huge uncertainties in the lives of real, innocent people, so protesters swarm to the airports, lawyers work pro bono round the clock to get people into the country, and people mobilise to destroy him in the high court in a day.
I know this is awful and it sucks and it’s only been one freaking week, but you guys are doing amazing right now and I am so moved and so proud. It’s gonna be tough and everyone will have to pick their battles and just keep fighting and pushing, and this isn’t how it should be but at least we know there are people with the guts and the gumption to do what they can.
You guys are the sand in the gears.

Thank you. If you want to understand America, you have to be able to imagine 400 cats in a moose costume. Most of the time it looks like an incoherent twitching mass as the cats inside hiss and scratch each other over things that only matter to those inside that one part of the costume.

Then something really big happens, something that catches the attention of all the cats, and suddenly instead of a twitching flat lump, you’re facing an fully grown, fully coordinated, VERY angry moose.

The administration thought it would be herding cats. Instead, it’s facing a charging moose.

Ok that’s hilarious

Be the moose guys. Be the freaking moose

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euphrasiefauchelevent:

pls tell me if u think im part of a tumblr user set omg

lik e what tumblr users do u associate me with???

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itsprobablymaddie:

grawly:

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

Momma, uwu, didn’t mean to make you cry

ducktails uwu

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jakegyllenhaalelujah:

kylieminoguefanclub:

is it cheating to teach Toxic to every member of my Pokemon team

Not at all, I’d love to hear them all sing it

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its Too Hot Outside

kisbys:

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cstia:

can we just agree that poc lgbt+ don’t get as much recognition as white lgbt+ because that’s something i think we can ALL agree on 

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kilalabunnies:

birdcode:

what? bring your own beer? hahaha, sorry brah, i brought a bird. here it is:

That’s an adorable lil baby quail, so fluffy ♥

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#I need the second one for cosplay reasons
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#Gaz makes me think it's dibs phone
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#okay fuck you

rpgsoda:

rpgsoda:

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

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rakkuguy:

yourfriendvirus:

red-boston-batter:

SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT NO OVERWATCH VIDEO WILL BE BETTER THAN TEAM FABULOUS 2

Reblogging this to honor the memory of Kitty0706, maker of that video. (1995.-2015.)

Rest in peace, you amazing motherfucker.

~THEY KEEP PLAYING SAD SONGS ON THE RADIOOO!!~
-Sobs grossly-

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wrath-the-furious:

tachoetuesdays:

marzipanandminutiae:

“why can’t I be proud of my heritage?”

going to cultural fairs is being proud of your heritage. making  traditional food is being proud of your heritage. learning a new language is being proud of your heritage. wearing traditional dress is being proud of your heritage. 

white supremacy is not “being proud of your heritage”

No one gets mad at a white person that says
“Im really proud of my dutch ancestry!” or “I love being swedish we have the best food lol!” or “ Its so cool that im irish i didn’t even know!”
The phrases “white pride” and “white power” have nothing to do with the history or culture of groups that just happen to also be white. They are trademarked terms from white supremacist groups. The pride is in being white: the percieved superior race. There is no excuse to use that choice of words when what you really mean is you love spending summers in england because your great great uncle was a duke or whatever. If you use phrases like that in 2016, you know exactly what you are implying.

^thank you

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coffiend-jackalope:

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

In light of recent events, here is a picture of Spock nerve pinching the SHIT out of some nazi scum. 

There is more to this than ‘Spock takes out a Nazi’. Shatner and Nimoy are Jewish. They specifically reqired that Spock and Kirk had to defeat the Nazis. This was just about 25 years after the Holocaust. It was still fresh in everyone’s memory. This episode was a condemnation of the Nazi party and sympathizers. It wasn’t some half assed Nazi AU shows like to so much. This was a dialog.

Don’t leave out the Jewishness.

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aximili:

online job application quiz: you are approached by a customer who is unhappy about an order they have placed and would like a refund, but you are very busy. what do you do in this scenario?
me: (checking stats) i roll to seduce the customer,

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