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October 2017

lock your doors and cross yourselves, we are in the presence of

skarchomp:

NOSFERRETU

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  • me: yea if self aware robots were a thing i'd totally respect them as equals
  • also me, to my virus-laden driver-deprived laptop: mmmmmmmmmmm u r a hungee boy *installs a bunch of free mahjong solitaire programs*
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jwblogofrandomness:

October 31st, 11:59 PM:

Originally posted by disneyskellington

November 1st, 12:00 AM:

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captainsnoop:

pushing the narrative that antifa is an actual organization with a structure and like, membership benefits is the funniest fucking thing to me because there are people out there that actually believe it 

like i could tweet “contact your local planned parenthood and use the code-word “pepsi” to join the antifa supersoldier program” and there are people that would take that tweet completely seriously 

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chaoscontrolled123:

friendly reminder that one time i was watching one of my friends play amnesia: the dark descent and i got too scared so i turned off the music and started playing backstreet boys instead and the song “everybody” came on and at the line “backstreet’s back ALL RIGHT” the monster buSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND I SCREAMED LIKE A 2-YEAR-OLD

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hyratel:

dizzyhmuffin:

katie-foxtail:

The constant struggle between ‘let monster girls be cute and happy it’s what they deserve’ and ‘let monster girls be monstrous because if they’re gonna be monsters then they might as well own it’

obvious solution: let them be monstrous and cute and happy.

Big toothy monstrous monstergirls getting all flustered because their SOs made them a flowercrown

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saladsaladnovski:

sharkbutte:

meddysoul:

meddysoul:

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

🤔

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

Chillin

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#get reeeeeeeeekt

edgeprole:

tariqah:

tariqah:

I wanna be as shameless as the developers of tumblr

The only reason all of us still on here is because we hate ourselves and have very little standards, like that’s it

i like to think of this ‘community’ as very similar to a gang of squatters - its garbage but were making it our garbage

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Chopped

rooby:

Ted Allen: And your final basket ingredient for the dessert round is… rat testicles

Chef 1: I cook rat testicles in my restaurant 5 days a week. I got this.

Chef 2: What is a testicle. I’m going to put it in the ice cream machine.

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masterpost

officiallilith:

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jake- why do you hate pants?
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sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

Tapir Tummys Are Speckled And Stiped

Oracle At Delphi Said That

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janeroxcallie:

Draw Davepetasprite squared with boobs you cowards.

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ineedsmeatickleslave:

beholden-to-no-one:

equestrianrepublican:

itshiddeninsight:

equestrianrepublican:

rnoistness:

manafromheaven:

Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding

my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

I feel this on a spiritual level.

Me.

Have to reblog every time I see this.

So great and funny.

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The signs as The Onion Headlines

wrenrouge:

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius: 

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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#this is homestuck

terezis:

terezis:

ok but can someone who is good at webdev explain the phpbb forum tho. like how did posting on the forum upload new pages to mspa i guess? LMAO. how did it work. why did he do it like that. what’s the normal way of hosting a webcomic.

i braved red//dit dot com slash homestuck to see if they had answers 

this is so fuckin funny

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sonokido:

aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

aleksandr-marchant-the-third:

my favorite group chat meme is when someone fucks up while typing and then the rest of the group repeats it

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#sarapa lin
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