april fools jokes are supposed to be stupid things like “putting a different cereal in the wrong cereal box” not fake breaking up with people and tricking them into clicking on a screamer video causing a panic attack. please remember that april fools is supposed to be fun not anxiety inducing or traumatizing.
just putting this out there but if someone points out something you’re doing has racist/homophobic/transphobic vibes, you dont have to defend what you’re doing, you can literally just say ‘oh, i did not realise that, im sorry, i wont do that again’ like we all have internalised things we do that are offensive without us realising.. just say sorry and work on it. theres no need to defend
The most hilarious thing about the Crystal Kingdom arc is Kravitz talking about bounties and how the boys have the biggest ones he’s ever seen, as if he works 9/5 for rent money.
Like, my dude, you’re dead. You live on a plane primarily inhabited by swirling, immortal souls. The most material thing on it is a jail. You work for a goddess. Kravitz has a body, but evidence suggests that it’s more for show than anything, seeing how he can also inhabit robots or work through crystalline monsters.
What is he getting paid in, afterlife brownie points? Raven feathers? Pats on the head from his godly boss? Or is he just trying to keep up his three century long Employee of the Month streak?
I always headcanoned it’s years of “life” like, complete a high bounty and you get a couple of decades in which you aren’t bound to the astral plain.
i was doing my usual thinkin abt taako and how much i love this undeniably mexican elf and then i started thinking abt dia de los muertos and how i like to think high elves could have a celebration similar to that, of course. and then i started thinking about taako doing the face paint (messily, as he do) when that time of year rolls around. and then i started thinking about kravitz showing up while taako’s painting his face and at first he’s like “…are you cosplaying me?” but taako’s like “naw dude it’s this thing we do back in new elfington to like, remember people you knew, who like, died and shit.” so kravitz asks “oh, that’s nice. who are you remembering?” and taako stops because. he knows he’s doing this for a reason. he’s gotta be doing this for somebody, right? he just… can’t put his chipped fingernail on it.
My
gf of 3 years is the queen of “wherever” and “I don’t care” when it
comes to this. This little game fixed our problem immediately. It takes
the pressure off of her, but still gives her a choice about where to
eat.
(this can also work with kids and indecisive friends)
y’all know i have a fetish for bulletpoint lists already, so here’s some fun stuff from TTAZZ:
griffin legit thought magnus was going to take the chalice to save julia & he had, like, two episodes worth of wild-ass darkest timeline nonsense that just got scrapped
we woulda gotten a lot more kravitz screen-time if taako & merle hadn’t saved magnus at the end of the suffering game w/ that sweet fuckin soul-grab
justin has now officially confirmed that roleplaying a romantic date with his little brother was super awkward
the reason merle hates angus is because he’s insecure about his own place on the team & so he’s immediately resentful whenever anybody new starts tagging along
there is a reason why garfield was growing a magnus clone in a tank but griffin is going to take that secret to his fucking grave
griffin’s two ideas for the next arc they play are a persona/buffy-inspired game set in an unsuccessful west virginia ski resort town being attacked by monsters, and a cowboy bebop/battlestar galactica-inspired post-apocalyptic jazzy space opera. (holy shit that’s rad)
justin wants to do a game where it’s sherlock holmes, but they’re all sherlock holmeses, and they’re all trying to get clues that are better than the other sherlock holmeses. four super-smart sherlock holmeses, but one of them is a vampire - are they good enough detectives to figure out which one?????
“average person dies 23 times per lifetime” factoid actualy a statistical error. average person dies 1 time per lifetime. Merle Hightower Highchurch, who has died 57 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
