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August 2017

Aug 31, 2017 5,263 notes
Mexican bakers in Texas were trapped inside for two days, so they made pan dulce for hundreds of Harvey victimsindependent.co.uk

sheabutterbitch:

ahh, dios los bendiga a todos

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oddbagel:

Me: reblogs cute picture
Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you
Me: reblogs funny post

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Deaw Sistew: By the time you wead this, I'ww be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave wiww shoot me, then I'ww shoot Dave, then Ewic wiww entew and get shot by Dave. Then, you'ww come in and get shot by Ewic, Dave, and I muwtipwe times. wove: youw bwothew, Keith. P.S.: Then two cops wiww wead this wettew and shoot each othew

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#tumblr cursive #dear sister #hewwo
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Mario clips through the wall to come see youMario is your roomate

paper-mario-wiki:

how many QPU are we from mario? how long was he running backwards on a slope?

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goku at your door attempting to enter

the-entire-furry-fandom:

no matter the cost do not let him in

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tiny Karkat, retrieve your arms!
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shittyideas:

Perpetuate the stigma and reinforce harmful misconceptions through an irresponsible and poorly researched movie about mental illness.

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memecucker:

the new edgy contrarian thing is to say that undertale was a bad game with a bad story but it is redeemed by the awesome fandom community 

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moonpaw:

xefros is always shown as a happy boi bu then his moirail goes missing and gets replaced with some weird alien then he’s an anxious mess boi

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moonpaw:

moonpaw:

i never really noticed but dammeks horns are fuckin HUGE

tall

also this picture??

and you would be like “lmao he’s trying to see of he can get upside down” but like i fucking bet he gotta do that he horn too got damn big and would just drag on the ceiling help him

imagine how big his horns would be if he was an adult

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moonpaw:

why do we know like almost nothing about dammek blease

i can’t believe dammek is hussie

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rasec-wizzlbang:

therealkyebarnfield:

rasec-wizzlbang:

You know what I take comfort in?
like, if we ever find a planet with multicellular alien life, there’s probably gonna be worms
like almost a 100% chance, I’d gamble
It’s such a simple, but efficient shape to take, it’s been evolved multitudes of times independently on this planet alone
The galaxy is probably teeming with worms, like it’s a universal constant

u know what happens now right?

oh worm?

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#art

yukiranine:

morganalefays:

y’all: finally the EVIL summer is over!!!!!!!! getting ready for my one true bae fall!!!!!! pumpkin spice and aesthetic here i COME!!!!!!

me, a northener: 

me, a southerner:

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#his shittiness is so predictable
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chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

This knife is actually a magic wand

Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

*cocks gun* magic missile

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why does tiny karkat have no arms?

Because cannon Karkat also has no arms.

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abare-apple:

this mobile update was almost good except they made tagging take like 5 extra steps for no reason

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magnetplanet:

how to flirt:

-offer to read him a romance novel
-assign days of the week for making out
-draw some dicks together
-eat his cape
-get fucking suplexed into a table

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#I'm glad I got bored with that show before this shit happened

sluttttysurveycorps:

i’ll take a potato chip

Aug 31, 2017 3,104 notes

sluttttysurveycorps:

and eat it

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