me and my most powerful mutuals basically sitting on thrones in an ancient circle not unlike stonehenge, occasionally we make eye contact and nod solemnly at each other
no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself
oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard
fuck zeus
do NOT.
most of greek problems were caused by zeus fucking
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh
This has to be a joke, right? Rabies has been fatal in 99.9 repeating% of all cases. Can’t say 100% anymore because there’s been like, 5 people who’ve survived.
So either they’re outright stupid, this is a joke, or someone made this to troll people.
im assumign its a joke. i dont see how someone could be born with rabies
The most underappreciated comedy gem of Made of Honor was when Steven instructed the gems not to let their drinks drop and then ran off to the Forge to find Bismuth.
The gems waiting for Steven outside, holding the drinks. Eventually going into the Beach House, climbing the steps, all while holding their drinks, and then sitting on the couch to wait for Steven, while still holding their drinks.
I already know how this conversation went down: Ruby: I want to look at the book… but I need both hands. Sapphire: I’ll hold your drink, too! Ruby, nervously: Is… is that allowed?
them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT
biologist:
Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink.
(Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)
(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)
humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?
wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?
Humans: Collecting grain in any one area causes pests to follow soon after, and we’re not good enough at hunting them to save our grain. There’s no way this agriculture is sustainable!
