Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

Paladin: Where the fuck am I?  (She fell into a cavern of some sort)

DM: Roll perception…

Paladin: *rolls nat 1*

DM: You have no clue.

Paladin: Where the fuck is everyone else?

DM: Um…perception.

Paladin: *rolls 2*

DM: You have no fucking clue.

uncle-fucky:

derpy-cupcake:

Did you bitches know I’ve got a brother? @uncle-fucky and I are your new uncles and you don’t have a choice.

A good O’ Couple of brothers lmaoO

wait does this mean derpy is our father

my-lady-no-further:

zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

I was looking at the IMDb page for Trolls 2 and I am fucking howling over the pictures they chose to use for the boys

y’all I’m crying. Travis is visible in every picture except his own. Each one is a progressively shittier screenshot from the show. Griffin isn’t even in his

 IMDb what the fuck

For an imdb profile, it’s paid for/updated by the manager or person themselves its of, which means they chose these pictures.

i swear, the mcelroys are trickster fae

snapsparkwoosh:

Havoc: Are the Elrics awake yet?

Riza: It’s still nap time, but they’ll be awake soon?

Havoc: And where’s the Colonel?

Riza: I said it’s still nap time.

mossworm:

Playing video game with a child protagonist as a child: it me

Playing video game with a child protagonist as an adult: I am your legal guardian and if anything happens to you it will hurt my heart in real life

garrettauthor:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.

Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.

But here we are.

Reblogging for both the commentary and the blog name.

peterssquill:

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

martin-septim:

mormonfries:

peteseeger:

The republicans seriously posted this unironically

Me campaigning for attorney general: “I’m an anti law judge. If you do crimes that’s great”

korasami:

korasami:

i am a paypig….. mistress said i need to give away one (1) philosopher’s stone because i dont deserve having millions of souls inside of me. if youre interested reblog this post

hi !

i am interested !

ankle-beez:

charlesoberonn:

theghostofsomethingorother:

charlesoberonn:

how bout no

talsi74656:

suprchnk:

memes–memes:

“he did it, he guilty as fuck.”

I think I accidentally shared this post with someone. Sorry if that was you!

clockmocker:

When you see your friend in public

clockmocker:

When your friend sees you in public

asexualhunterhollingsworth:

when youre the serial killer, mafioso, werewolf, or arsonist in town of salem + ppl suspect u

fungalslime:

fungalslime:

fungalslime:

Drawer with teeth at goodwill

I went to goodwill to get some clothes. I saw a drawer. There was teeth inside. The drawer was 100 dollars including the teeth

Well I went to goodwill to get some clothes and I saw a drawer and opened it and there was teeth :)

nessamiibo:

ammit420:

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

bigbobpataki:

i sat in the parking lot for an unreal amount of time to get this picture