chainerstorment:

catcmack:

lizardlicks:

curlicuecal:

the-real-seebs:

sailorzombiestar:

ktcadabra:

I love this game.

“Somehow it never occurred to my princess, whom I’d lovingly crafted into a tense, paranoid warlord, that she shouldn’t empty a box of mysterious mailcandy into her mouth. You would think studying poison and espionage would have saved me from this espionage poison, but instead, a list of other skills, skills I never studied, princess skills, were key to avoiding this fate. I guess that’s the lesson: you can’t build a successful Arya without adding a little Sansa.”

PCGamer

This is an amazing game, also brutally hard.

Oh, man. After my first few fun failures through I was like “okay no I am going to survive this thing” and I sort of accidentally had some of my own guards killed to further my own ends and I lost the respect of my father forever and I quashed the noble and the peasant rebellions ruthlessly and I arranged my future marriage to some aristo kid because politics and I sunk an entire fleet of enemy ships and I accidentally awoke a terror of the deeps to ravage my people for years to come but I also survived dammit.

Oh my god I need to play this NOW

I have never heard of this game before this moment but now I have A MIGHTY NEED

I enjoyed this, because it’s like the micromanaging bits of dnd. You have to pass skill checks at every point based on what you do.

My favorite moment was passing a “Cruelty Check” and giving my maid a gift of poisoned flowers someone had meant to kill me with.

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