nltm:
nltm:
According to Mario’s Japanese trophy description in Melee, Mario is 26 years old.
Which seems young enough
But Bowser was also a baby in Yoshi’s Island.
Which means Bowser is also around 26 years old
Bowser isn’t a hot dad he’s a hot young man in his prime
mario is a 26-year old man from brooklyn with a handlebar mustache this changes everything
Confirmed Mario drinks Craft Beers EXCLUSIVELY
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