buyakashaa:

perryplat:

fancyferengi:

sadhipstercat:

What if Steven decides he wants to go to school? Like, its September and Connie has to go back to school and Steven’s like “well, if Connie’s going i want to go too.” Think of the possibilities:

–Steven and Connie riding in every day on Lion

–Steven not understanding why he has to STAY SEATED for so long

–Steven frowning during history lessons because “thats not how Pearl said it was”

–Steven making friends by telling stories about Gem stuff during recess (no one believes him until the Gems show up to pull him for a mission)

–the Crystal Gems trying (and failing) to make sack lunches for Steven in the mornings, so eventually Mr. Maheswaran takes pity and packs one for him along with Connie’s

–PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES WITH ALL THREE GEMS AND GREG

–the principal becoming more and more frustrated every time the Gems pull Steven out to go on missions but being too intimidated by them to do anything about it 

ok but you’re missing the most important possibility: pta mom garnet

all the obnoxious soccer moms have gotten very very quiet since garnet started attending the pta meetings…

garnet voice: fight me helen

BUt no, imagine Ruby and Sapphire joining him later on when things become problematic at school because they are kid moms