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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.
(via rockboci)
shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob
okay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an insult, that’s just what they are
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the kids are gonna be a bit reckless
its crazy that being in your early 20s so often feels like you’re running out of time. we are at the beginning………………… what on earth
capitalism
(via anna-scribbles)
Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:
Sundial.
Timepiece with the most moving parts:
Hourglass.
#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth
not geocentric or heliocentric but a secret third thing
(via crouton-knight)
the talk didn’t end well
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I’m sure Newt will absolutely go for that, Huey
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is it really “artificial intelligence” if the AI in question is dumb as a rock
ASS - Artificial Stupidity System
(via aroacedavestrider)