a flat-earther just followed me and i literally blocked them…….. i really am that petty
When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
this is so funny apparently when you piss off a flat-earther they start quoting george rr martin at you
Globecucks out in full force today I see.
globecuck, better known as “not a huge dumbass” lmao
Says the one who thinks that we are standing upside down on a floating space ball. Ok honey💅
someone actually typed this out on their keyboard and was like “this makes sense,, this is such a good roast,,, oo got ‘im” like bye you sound like my friend in elementary school that believed in fairies but not dinosaurs
> being this smug about thinking that we live on a ball while magically not falling off
holy fuck this person doesn’t know what gravity is ghdjdjsmhshsjsjsh
Flat earthers are wild man half of them actually think gravity doesn’t exists and the other half believe NASA is a fake agency that has CGI’d all of their pictures to trick us all into thinking the world is round. And then there’s those people who believe both of these things and that the edge of the world is a giant ice cliff that has been guarded by the military since the 1960’s lmao
hey flat earthers if the world is flat what the fuck is on the other side
Hey flat earthers. Dig me a hole. Dig me a hole so deep that you can see the other fucking side . Prove me wrong . Do it. Do it or go back to the fucking first century you ass hats.
I think I love you.
But the earth is round!…. like a pancake
Oh god, that reminds me of one that said the mental foramen on a Neanderthal skull were clearly the result of bullets, so obviously it was a modern skull and we’ve all been lying to you.
Look, if the earth was flat, cats would have long ago shoved everything off the edge. end of argument. you’re welcome.
1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself.
Blessed post. Good kitty
i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice
Okay fun fact: cats were actively deployed to trenches and ships to help deal with rodent infestations in both world wars, and they had the curb cutter effect of keeping the men’s spirits high.
One cat, Simon, was given the rank “Able Seacat Simon” after dutifully killing rats and mice that were destroying the HMS Amethyst’s food supplies. The ship had come under fire during the Chinese civil war and many of its crewmen had died. The cat had been gravely injured, too, but he picked out the shrapnel himself – seriously – and went straight to killing the rodents that were overrunning the ship. He unfortunately passed from his injuries two weeks before he was scheduled to receive the Dickin Medal. To this day, he is the only cat to receive this award.
The President of the United States: *Colludes with Russia to hack the elections, doesn’t pay taxes for 18 years, scams students out of college tuition, commits treason and openly talks about it.*
