There is zero ceiling to how big of a lie you can tell in politics now. Like before you had to find a way to tell a half-truth on technicality, but now you can just say whatever the fuck you want
In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!
In other words…
There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!
Hold it! Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…
It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!
You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.
Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.
Since,
HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!
why is it that whenever the phoenix wright fandom hijacks a post its always over something trivial and never anything serious like a murder case
oH IM SORRY LET ME GO MURDER SOMEONE SO WE CAN HAVE A MURDER CASE
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end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house
