Silver Tongue

Jul 12

slumbermancer:

pisboy:

pisboy:

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

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afloweroutofstone:
“ Literally every single part of his description is funny. His name is Trake. He has his mom cook basic meals for him at 27. He’s an INTJ. He’s whatever the fuck a “radical capitalist” is. He lives in “Southern Tennessee,”...

afloweroutofstone:

Literally every single part of his description is funny. His name is Trake. He has his mom cook basic meals for him at 27. He’s an INTJ. He’s whatever the fuck a “radical capitalist” is. He lives in “Southern Tennessee,” something he is probably alone in claiming since everyone splits up Tennessee into Western/Middle/Eastern regions, and the state literally is not tall enough to have a “South.”

And then the post? And the icon? This screenshot was designed in a lab to be the funniest image ever seen by mankind

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noobtheloser:
“ asymptoticabsurdist:
“ catesstrophe:
“Anyone else learned to recognize this art style as the signal to start scrolling through a bizarrely long post leading up to a mildly funny gif
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@noobtheloser thoughts?
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Someone once commented...

noobtheloser:

asymptoticabsurdist:

catesstrophe:

Anyone else learned to recognize this art style as the signal to start scrolling through a bizarrely long post leading up to a mildly funny gif

@noobtheloser thoughts?

Someone once commented on one of my BehindtheGIFs on Reddit saying “Oh boy, two animals talking to set up a punchline, what an original idea” and I think about that a lot. 

Anyway, Kat’s a national treasure and I’ll kick this guy’s ass. 

edit: No one should take anything I say seriously. 

Why would anyone skip the leadup? the gifs are ones everyone has seen a thousand times, the backstory behind them are the only thing making them funny again

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chefpyro:

candygarnet:

i wish real life had savestates

i agree. thank you, OP, for this great post.

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candygarnet:

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

chefpyro:

loadingscreendxdirectorscut:

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

i wish real life had savestates

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

wait which one was that?

magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants

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to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

nvm i take it back. great idea

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

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moonpaw17:
“ july’s raffle winner wanted aranea so she makes an appearance
commission info / patreon
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moonpaw17:

july’s raffle winner wanted aranea so she makes an appearance 

commission info / patreon

warpedlamp:

5kidsentertainment:

have we established whether or not the ctrl alt del remove-two-panels rule also works for garfield or calvin & hobbes

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Sometimes

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