Silver Tongue

Jul 12

bowserjr:
what do u think would happen if i put soda in my humidifier
Bad idea

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universalfanfic:
writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!
me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers
“I never said she stole my money.”
VS.
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”
“I never said she stole my money.”

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grubwizard:

I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams

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Someone: *is late*
Me: Were we supposed to meet at this time? Is this really the place we were going to meet up? Is it actually Thursday today? Were we even meeting at Thursday? Do I actually know this person? Do they really exist? Do I exist?

pizza-eagle:

felixontheweb:
jacquesattack:
You don’t fuck with the tray master
HOLY SHIT
This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.

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