Silver Tongue

Dec 19

• me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*
• my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-
• me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.

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Reblog if you’re a Hufflepuff.

stuckwith-harry:

gryffindor | ravenclaw | slytherin

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sarcasticasides:

more dragon things feat. ur favorite cat

rosexknight:

This is true tho.

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tesladyneindustries:

idea: a teleportation spell, but it takes 15 seconds to use and looks like a corny powerpoint transition when you cast it

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c0ffeekitten:

I’m always so flattered when bees buzz by me. Sorry miss, I’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought I was

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lagonegirl:

There’s no getting outta this one

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