Silver Tongue

Jul 11

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The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

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djscrewmcduck:

korolevcross:
method of execution: In The Air Tonight played at 200db
when the tom fill hits and your ribcage turns concave

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floralmarsupial:

Have I told everyone yet how much i fucking love Jade? Well here’s a break dood to prove it. (ps sorry if you sent me an ask and are waiting for a reply, I am busting ass trying to finish some things and trying not to get too distracted, sorry)
p.s.s. bonus john redraw

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kaleuh:

faunafauna:
gettin-schwifty:
born-to-die-world-is-a-fuck:
Willy Wonka mood board
what in the actual fuck…
all of these are emotions that don’t yet exist
@alphysmd

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4chansbest:

Anon buys some cheese

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postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:
smellyanne:
lookatthisfuckinradfem:
Well, you know…shit.
why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing
you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.
On a scale from zero to American society, how much do you hate women and children

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blazes-of-glory:

tabbydragon:
I love that everyone looked at the turkey and asked themselves “who is responsible for this thing?” And then everyone pointed at everyone else.

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