Silver Tongue

Dec 18

gearholder:

ladygolem:

piteousgate:

ladygolem:

the four elements:

- meat

- salt

- blood

- dr. pepper

Actually, Dr. Pepper is the primordial First Matter from which the other three are derived

the five elements:

- meat

- salt

- blood

- piss

- dr. pepper (primordial quintessence)

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gdgdfairies:

etherialism:

cornputer:

assindeto:

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

When Did

TUmnglr 

Get so damn smoothke,

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jesus FUCK thatis why i love this sit.e Stay smooth Tumblr. Nice shoelsace

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questions-within-questions:

feynites:

smokesforharris:

generalanger:

muscleluvr2:

the moral of frankenstein is if youre going to build a monster out of dead body parts dont make him like 8 feet tall and super strong

or just love your super strong 8 feet tall son

Like, don’t abandon him because you are scared of him. Like you met him a second ago. He just wants a family

The moral of the story is that you need to be prepared for the realities of parenthood before you commit. Sometimes you get what you expected, sometimes you get an eight foot tall super strong patchwork zombie child, sometimes you get neither of those things. No take-backs.

Also, as a Doctor, you have no business making decisions about your eight foot tall patient’s reproductive rights.

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ommanyte:

the furrybait walk

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THE FURRYBAIT SCRAMBLE

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rosexknight:
“roninart-tactical:
“ southernsideofme:
“Grammar Captain
”
lol
”
Okay but this is Captain Cammy.
@fangsartworkshop
”

rosexknight:

roninart-tactical:

southernsideofme:

Grammar Captain

lol

Okay but this is Captain Cammy.

@fangsartworkshop

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bonebong666:

my dream job is being the guy that shoots the hole into each individual cheerio with a handgun

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prokopetz:

cumaeansibyl:

orriculum:

yknow how you want to like female characters and not immediately hate them but at the same time they’re often written by those men that have a limited understanding of women as people and it’s really hard to like a character that is less meant to be a person and more of a wanking hand puppet intended for the male gaze

the flip side is when we’re supposed to dislike a female character but she’s obviously a straw-woman the writer’s using to work out some unresolved issues he has with an ex or his mom or an unrequited crush so you actually kind of like her out of spite (especially when the narrative insists she’s terrible but the real person she’s based on was wholly reasonable and the writer can’t conceal that)

Bonus points when the dude we’re supposed to think she’s such a harpy for being hostile toward is just an endless parade of predatory red flags, but the narrative never acknowledges it due to the writer’s evident honest belief that that’s just how you interact with women.

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braetsch:

lorddio:

avatarskorra:

vxnatori:

tonraq:

avatarskorra:

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

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Happy six month anniversary

can yall let me rest

no

happy 2 yr anniversary everyone

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