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When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
“Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime
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The drill that will pierce the heavens
Anonymous asked: I had a dream where Gordon Ramsay covered "cooking by the book"
kiwi:
it’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
if the way is hazy
you gotta do the cooking by the book
DON’T BE FUCKING LAZY
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QUE SON ESOS
That better be “what are those” in Spanish.
@cat-pun these kind of look like what sportacus would wear if he were to be in a western au
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james-tea-74 asked: How do you think Alphys, Asgore, Flowey, Frisk, Papyrus, sans, Toriel, and Undyne would react if they watched "Monsters, Inc."?
Alphys: Gosh, this is really good animation.
Undyne: HAHA WOW, SO THEY KNOW HOW DEADLY HUMAN CHILDREN CAN BE!
Toriel: …Those hazmat suits seem a little excessive, though.
Asgore: I thought there were supposed to be swords in these cartoons?
Sans: oh so that’s where jerry got his deodorant.
Papyrus: /sobbing openly at the ending
Flowey: Why the hell do only the women monsters have hair and clothes?!
Frisk: …
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doctor-niney replied to your post “I accidentally got black paint on my wall and it’s JUST big enough and…”
Put stickers over itPRAISE THE SUN
