pyxu:
(Source: holyrights, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
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the treat is beingets
I don’t like this
i feel real uncomfortable
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(Source: dakotamcfadzean, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
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Cons:
- Even the most innocuous posts may spark Discourse™
- People dislike you on principle alone
- “hey um this post you made three years ago upset me apologise now”
- Saying something remotely controversial ensures a week of anon hate
Pros:
- ????
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You cannot possess me for I belong to myself
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give
You cannot command me, for I am a free person
But I shall serve you in those ways you require
and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.
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I can’t wait
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