Silver Tongue

Dec 25

cenobitic-anchorite:
antique-scarecrow:
fullmetalfisting:
man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression
it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom
“as FullMetalFisting explained, mom, our insensate depression manifests as deeply sensate desires, like being a sheep free from weight it can’t control and-”
Mom hangs up

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tricotfurry:

tricotfurry:
why can i be an annoying cunt about harry potter but not fnaf like scott cawthorn is evil too lmfao
like hello this is like buying from chick fil a level obviousness i thought we were all smarter than this

in all fairness he doesnt work on fnaf anymore and doesnt make money off it. i still dont care for fnaf anymore but essentially he was bought out of it after the controversy. the reason why its not good to indulge in harry potter is because rowling still makes money off of it

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adurot:

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kaijuno:

Remember when FineBros tried to copyright reacting to things

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shailsnell:

this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song

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inthefallofasparrow:

jolyneart:
trans:
trans:
How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though
Jesus of Nazareth when Judas sells him out for thirty pieces of silver which is worth $370 dollars in current money.

(via rockboci)

counterfeitfaker:

YOU CAN’T SEE ME
BEHIND THE SCREEN
I’M HALF HUMAN
AND HALF PUSHEEN

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mrschwartz:

brucespringsteendotcom:
brucespringsteendotcom:
born in the usa as an album is so funny. every single song is like im down on my luck. my hometown sucks. i hate the police. im going to prison. and people will see the flag on the cover and hear him shout “i was born in the usa” and be like yeah this is patriotic
You just don’t get commentary like this anywhere else

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Dec 24

saeraas:

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