Silver Tongue

Dec 16

thehoosh:

stimmyabby:

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

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Dec 15

Anonymous asked: do you think George Washington was into vore

iguanamouth:

why you think he had all those different teeth

oh-yeah-mister-krabs:
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oh-yeah-mister-krabs:

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oh-yeah-mister-krabs:
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oh-yeah-mister-krabs:

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doobiddidydoo asked: Why is it funnier with two panels? Like the one with the guy sitting on the sofa and then getting run over by a truck outside made me laugh like an idiot.

twopanelcad:

toxicmetalexpo:

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its about timing, mostly

someone else could probably explain it better than me, but basically timboy drags out his jokes too long and the punchline is never worth the effort put in to get to it

plus. its supposed to be a comic but theres no visual gags or storytelling to go along with the dialogue. cutting half the panels and getting rid of the text in the last panel takes out of ¾ of the dialogue, so youre left with a shorter joke and something visual to accompany it

Oh! I can explain.

Okay so to make a comic successful you’ve gotta have your “timing” correct, but since comics aren’t a time based media like film, timing isn’t really the right word. The word I’ve always seen people use is “beat”. A beat in a comic is just a moment really. So it can be an action, dialogue, or anything that happens in the comic. One of the many problems with CAD is that Buckley doesn’t have a good sense of where to place beats in his comics, and how to make a 4 panel format work. Either there aren’t enough beats like in this strip

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or there are too many like in this one

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That, on top of poor writing, makes it so that the information (or lack thereof) in panels 2 and 3 aren’t relevant or funny enough to make them worth keeping. And, with the strips that have too many beats, which for Buckley means too much dialogue, you just kind of skim over it because there’s just so much. A lot of the really wordy strips just need some of the irrelevant dialogue taken out to give a bit of breathing room. To go to the timing analogy, a panel with a lot of beats feels very rapid, while a panel with just 1 beat feels slower which is so essential because you need that variance in pacing to make the reader pay attention to what you want them to.

To illustrate what I’m saying, look at the original strip

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and my edit

now it’s just not a good comic so this isn’t

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Now, the original wasn’t very good to work with, but just taking out some speech bubbles and letting there be a silent moment in that 3rd panel makes it more readable.

thank you! i’m definitely not a professional when it comes to comics, this is a much better explanation than mine

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pinkparallax:

jasper-jewel:

can we just take a moment to consider what Jasper had to go through trying to catch all of those corrupted gems like

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omg i had to draw this <3

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dsogdsg:

sqvad:

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

(Source: thevaultofass, via rosexknight)

celticpyro:

starfoozle:

Oh my god. So my mom has proposed a total ban on political debates on Thanksgiving and she intends to enforce this by not only putting up a sign at the dinner table….but by also arming everyone with cheap plastic kazoos….which we will toot aggressively if The Discourse™ begins to occur…..

I’m so glad.

Bad and naughty discoursers must be silenced by the KAZOO OF CIVILITY.

(via thetimeisneveright)

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:
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“http://www.sciencealert.com/that-thing-the-standing-rock-protesters-were-afraid-of-just-happened#.WFGkSOPoxYd.facebook #nodapl
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A faulty pipeline has leaked 176,000 gallons of crude oil...

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

http://www.sciencealert.com/that-thing-the-standing-rock-protesters-were-afraid-of-just-happened#.WFGkSOPoxYd.facebook #nodapl

A faulty pipeline has leaked 176,000 gallons of crude oil into a creek and the surrounding countryside 2.5 hours away from the Standing Rock protests in North Dakota.

The spill, which went undetected by the pipeline owners until a local stumbled on it, has spread almost 7 km (5.4 miles) from the site of the leak, and at this stage, it’s not clear what caused the pipe to rupture, or how long it’s been leaking.

According to CNN, an estimated 4,200 barrels of crude oil leaked from the Belle Fourche Pipeline in Billings County, 150 miles (241 km) from Cannon Ball in North Dakota, where protesters have been fighting the construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline.

For months, opponents of the Dakota Access Pipeline have been expressing fears that it would affect local drinking water, because it was to be built under the Missouri River near the Standing Rock Sioux Reservation - the primary water source of the Standing Rock Sioux tribe.

Last week, the US Department of the Army announced that it would not approve the crossing of the pipeline under the Missouri River.

OH man if only there were people who tried to prevent this. If only there were MASSIVE PROTESTS AND THE PRESIDENT GETTING INVOLVED.
Seriously though, fuck the access pipe. I hope the CEO of that shitty company gets arrested and jailed for attempted mass murder.

(Source: workingitinportland, via iguanamouth)