Silver Tongue

Dec 14

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booksofadam:

RIP lil’ blob

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Find Out What Dwayne Johnson, Scarlett Johansson, And Gene Hackman Have To Say

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ancient politicians who would still make better presidents than donald trump

thoodleoo:

clodius pulcher: mostly loved to cause a ruckus. notorious cross-dresser and prince-stealer
cicero: spent most of his political career insulting people he didn’t like (see mark antony). was so proud of saving the republic that he wrote two epic poems about how great he is
julius caesar: gained power by beating the shit out of his opponents but at least tried to help the poor. once received a sext from his girlfriend in the middle of a senate meeting which was then angrily read by said girlfriend’s half-brother who thought it was evidence that he was participating in a conspiracy
cato the elder: main political achievement that he is remembered for was screaming that carthage must be destroyed at the end of every speech
didius julianus: purchased the roman empire at an auction and was later executed for being useless
mark antony: frat boy politician well-known for wearing the ancient equivalent of booty shorts and coming to political meetings hungover
pupienus: ruled for three months before being assassinated by the praetorian guard. name is pronounced “poopy anus”

What about Emperor Caligula who declared war on neptune and demanded his troops attack the sea. They realized how stupid it was and just took seashells to him and claimed they had won. he believed them

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Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester -

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john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:
A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.
An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’
I love this.
There should be more stories like this

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