Check out this utterly unfathomable video that was just posted to the official Washington Post tiktok
It’s like they vaguely know millennial/gen z humor as being random and just tried to make something thats random, but accidently nailed it but you can still feel that it’s not intentional
^^^
Why does she look like Brian David Gilbert’s sistet
where the fuck did justin’s “AMELIE” impression even fucking come from. griffin’s just reading a question from someone named Amelie Belcher. Seconds pass, enough for justin’s brain to think around the name and its connection to critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie. he has seconds to remember the movie before the topic changes. and in the deep rumbling of his brain, scrambling for any details about
critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie , justin tyler mcelroy chooses to let out that little high-pitched voice. that voice that, in NO UNIVERSE, sounds anything remotely like audrey tautou, but he still fucking acts like he does. and sure, he doubles down when griffin confronts him on it, THAT i get. but its that split-second decision to remember
critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie, starring audrey tautou as the titular character Amelie, and the thing that justin “juice” mcelroy decides represents the necessary reference to
critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie is, again, a high-pitched version of audrey tautou saying her own character’s fucking name like a goddamn pokemon. and no one can’t watch
critically-acclaimed
2001 french movie Amelie anymore because when she’s leading the blind man down the street and describing the sights (which is a weird scene already), i can no longer hear her saying “we just passed the drum major’s widow, she’s worn his coat since he died”, i hear justin “hoops” mcelroy screaming “AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE” in his ear and i lose my fucking mind. imagine being BAFTA winner Jean-Pierre Jeunet, talking with people about his critically-acclaimed 2001 french movie Amelie, named one of the TOP 100 GREATEST FILMS OF THE 21ST CENTURY, WHICH ISN’T EVEN OVER YET and someone just screams at him “I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON” because of a split-second design by an american podcaster named justin “ranked west of loathing as one of his top 5 games of 2017, which isn’t to say west of loathing is a bad game and there’s something to be said for using your position to highlight underrated indie gems but its still a wild pick” mcelroy, who definitely ruined the credibility of Jean-Pierre Jeunet for life
roxy, dave, and karkat all speak carapacian (though dave and karkat less fluently) and they like to use it to annoy people who don’t
roxy has a carapacian accent with it (probably) being her first language, which mostly means she mumbles a lot (since that’s how carapacian language is described in canon)
dirk had a mishmash of accents from various childhood learning videos and kids tv shows alpha dave left but he seems the type to go like “Oh fuck my voice sounds kind of weird? Time to fixate on that and practice and train until i can pronounce it perfectly.”
Restaurants were not made for children. Restaurants were made by and for adults. The adults in a restaurant are not obligated to take care of children. * pours a twelve year old a glass of wine * If children do not want to be subjected to adult things in a restaurant, they should not come to one.
The only restaurant these ‘children’ should be at is ones made by them, a Fisher price playhouse in their backyard isolated and away from Us Adults
