Remind me to never get in an argument with Velma about math or science. Poor Mickey Murphy.
Let us not forget Velma is, and I say this lovingly, freakishly strong
No pocket protector could stop that
Velma ripped out Mickey Murphy’s still beating heart
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hey rad do you accept criticism on ur posts?
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I just had a nightmare that I was two hours late for school and my dad was yelling at me about it. I woke up in a panic and remembered “Oh wait, it’s Saturday.” And laid back down, feeling the panic dissolve.
Then…ten seconds later.
“I’m 31.”
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HEY O’CONNELL
IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE I’VE GOT ALL THE HORSES!
HEY BENNY
LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU’RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!
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