Silver Tongue

Jun 27

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tittily:

tittily:

after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest i’ve ever felt to someone

we were two NPC’s who met irl

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Stupid sexy rogue

Stupid sexy rogue

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dawnb1ade:

i love how everybody perceives the woodys as both a benevolent force and a horrific hivemind abomination simultaneously

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themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:

tokidokifish:

the concept of yelling at employees is so alien to me, like a retail worker could fucking stab me and id probably still thank them for their time

as a person who works in retail, the nicest customers are always teenagers or people in their twenties. I have never once had an issue with millennials.

Older people have no manners when it comes to retail workers

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maretsuki asked: Karkat wearing a Really Oversized Sweater (tm)

daily-karkat:

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snug

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

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pupchouli:

fiendir:

recentgooglesearches:

Sorry about the string of vore posts, I’m not sure what happened. They have been deleted.

@pupchouli
eyes 👀

SCREAMS

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