YouTube:
introducing the GayBlocker 3000. good luck publishing LGBT content now
Tumblr:
that's great we've got the GayBlocker 3001™ where any and all content is immediately NSFW
Snapchat:
awesome we have a new stalking feature which shows exactly where you are on a map at any given moment so anyone who wants your address can just look it up conveniently and come to your home and murder you
my dad lives 30 minutes from justin mcelroys house and my mom lives 40 minutes from andrew hussies house which basically means that i, personally, have more power than anyone else on this website