Silver Tongue

Dec 08

mx-bones:

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

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Romantic relationship tip

furrypost-generator:

Draw their fursona

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ohmightysmiter:

Having a sibling is either “we ride together we die together” or “no officer I’ve never seen that person before in my life” there is no in between.

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You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

lychgate:

fuckin-rockets:

Ash in the trash

ah but don’t forget about the yiff on the cliff

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gluttonace:

boze

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ayellowbirds:

illemuise:

i love when games are like “you can become a cyborg and gain all these powers…but are you TRULY HUMAN afterwards???” like i sincerely do not care. give me the robot powers. make me strong

“Your definition of humanity is weak and my robot thighs are strong.”

(Source: snaps-wexley, via robustquestioner)

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thoodleoo:

can we please have a version of drunk history except it’s called drunk mythology and people who know a lot about myths just get hammered and ramble about them with cartoony reenactments going on in the background? because i would totally go on tv and drunkenly kinkshame zeus

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