Silver Tongue

Jun 24

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charlesoberonn:
Executive: “I guess movie critics just don’t like DC superheroes.”
The Lego Batman Movie:
Executive: Holy shit.
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dayvo:

foodffs:
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Good I’ve been practicing this my whole life so far

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artisforfuckingdweebs:

Lineart by @filibusterfrog

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j-a-s-p-e-r:

the floor is a functioning website

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fromcbove:

OVERWATCH WAS A MISTAKE

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mild-cherry-pepci:

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theorynoodle:
mezzodical:
one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”
DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
DM: Roll an intimidation check.
*nat 20*
DM: Poseidon quivers before him!
Druid: Fuck off!
Wizard: I bring helium baloons into the carriage.
DM: Inventor, roll a saving throw for intelligence.
*rolls a 1*
DM: The car’s not built for helium balloons!
Inventor: Ah, we’re flyin’ awee!
Bard: I pour myself a bowl of cereal.
Sorcerer: The cereal is lemons.
DM: Alchemy check!
*nat 20*
Bard: … well when life gives you lemons

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