Silver Tongue

Jun 24

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trolllbogies:

charlesoberonn:

Executive: “I guess movie critics just don’t like DC superheroes.”

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The Lego Batman Movie:

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Executive: Holy shit.

AND

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dayvo:
“ foodffs:
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Get your FoodFfs stuff here
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Good I’ve been practicing this my whole life so far
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dayvo:

foodffs:

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Good I’ve been practicing this my whole life so far

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artisforfuckingdweebs:
“Lineart by @filibusterfrog
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artisforfuckingdweebs:

Lineart by @filibusterfrog

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j-a-s-p-e-r:

the floor is a functioning website

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fromcbove:
““OVERWATCH WAS A MISTAKE
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fromcbove:

OVERWATCH WAS A MISTAKE

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mild-cherry-pepci:

laughlikesomethingbroken:

bemusedlybespectacled:

spiritednug:

z-nogyrop:

lovelylovelyartist:

theorynoodle:

mezzodical:

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

Wizard: I bring helium baloons into the carriage.

DM: Inventor, roll a saving throw for intelligence.

*rolls a 1*

DM: The car’s not built for helium balloons!

Inventor: Ah, we’re flyin’ awee!

Bard: I pour myself a bowl of cereal.

Sorcerer: The cereal is lemons.

DM: Alchemy check!

*nat 20*

Bard: … well when life gives you lemons

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