Silver Tongue

Dec 06

[video]

>Goes to paris

>has a lot of fun but can’t find the eiffel tower

>find out I’m not actually in paris, but a different city in france right before I fly back home

>Friend: how was France? you were in Paris, right?

>Me: It was Nice

epicsmashtime:

BotW Link with a scarf…?

I can’t stop thinking about the game… XD

clientsfromhell:

I work for a fire extinguisher company as their IT guy. It’s a family run business so everyone is old and technology illiterate. This client from hell asked me to figure out why his computer was so slow. I check out his laptop – it has decent specs, and the CPU wasn’t getting too overworked. I ended his unnecessary processes through task manager, ran a C: cleaner, defragged the hard drive, ran a virus scan. Then, I left him to his computer. Five minutes later he comes back angry.

Client: My computer is still slow. 

Me: Well, let me take another look.

So I looked at it again and saw no problems.

Me: Honestly, nothing seems that slow as I’m using this. What are you trying to do?

Client: Open my email!

Me: Which program are you using?

Client: Internet explorer.

Ding ding ding.

(Source: clientsfromhell)

chefpyro:

I went on a little adventure.

And finally, my favourite of all.

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Pokemon art challenge day 6: Favourite Bug

Honestly, gen 7 is the best gen since gen 4. I love sun and moon and it’s pokemon so much, they are so cute. It’s the first time since Diamond and Pearl that I’ve had a lot of fun with pokemon (not counting johto or hoenn remakes) and has some of my favourite pokemon in it already

adurot:

changemodomega:

“Okay for our mech anime we need a mech. Let’s brainstorm design elements.”

“Beam sword.”

“Drills.”

“Gravity manipulator for flight/running up the side of buildings.”

“Direct neural pilot interface.”

“Teenage girl pilot voiced by Dwayne the Rock Johnson.”

I’d watch it.

“well defined asses on both male and female characters”

“spooky ghost powers”

(Source: its-changemod, via adurot)

getting 7 hours of sleep: Goddamn why do I have to be up? I would rather be in a coma

Getting 4 hours of sleep: HOLY FUCK I FEEL LIKE I COULD FIGHT A BEAR, CURE CANCER AND FINISH ALL MY CLASSWORK FOR THE NEXT THREE SEMESTERS

shit-bin:

straight ppl @ gay pairings: well i mean it’s not explicitly stated that they’re in a relationship and i don’t see why it HAS to be romantic why can’t people just be friends sometimes why is everyone so obsessed with romance :-\

straight ppl @ straight pairings:

(via robustquestioner)

adurot:

gearholder:

lircott:

zodiaciller:

or a drowning

I’m voting mermaid with killer upper body strength returning home.

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