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being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that
The people of Ancient Greece loved that ancient grease
I am begrudgingly reblogging this for the first time in like four urls for this, the first comment on this post to actually make me laugh in literally years
There’s a quote in a letter from some poor Roman stationed out in like, fucking Ukraine, basically saying it’s the worst place to live in the entire world because they grow neither olives nor grapes.
No lube and no wine. WHY EVEN BE ALIVE
Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
he could have kicked the baby really hard and problem solved. Punt the little bastard across the room
i thought this was a very fat penguin doing yoga
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Texts From Superheroes
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Anonymous asked: About that "we punch Nazis in fiction, you should too in real life" post, I hope you reblogged that ironically.
No. Anyone who self-identifies as a nazi or agrees with nazi ideals deserves nothing but a sock in the jaw.
last time nazis had a platform, they killed millions of jews, gay people, romanians and disabled people. Punch every nazi you find to prevent them from having a platform again. Never let what happened in germany happen in america or any other country
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what if tho
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