Silver Tongue

Jun 22

wizardmoon:
“ skypig357:
“ giflounge:
“1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself.”
Blessed post. Good kitty
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i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice
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wizardmoon:

skypig357:

giflounge:

1944 - Snowball the cat tries to take over a machine gun in Normandy so she can shoot some Nazis herself.

Blessed post. Good kitty

i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice

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jerelin:
“My brothers science book
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jerelin:

My brothers science book

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targuzzler:

landofshame:

fools: wow, skyrim has been re-released so many times!!

resident evil 4: you are like a little baby, watch this

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the hells a zeebo

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crimewave420:

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you already know what tf it is 

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jwblogofrandomness:

silver-tongues-blog:

jwblogofrandomness:

Me: I know the new MLP episodes have already aired in Australia, but I’m gonna wait until the US airings to watch them.

Everybody else: We’re gonna post spoilers and not care about how anybody feels about it!

Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

you could always watch the leak AND the us airing

True but… This is where I’m a bit conflicted.

Technically it’s not a leak as it’s an official airing, just in Australia. I mean I usually wait for the US release dates for movies as well as TV shows. For some reason watching an episode before it’s US airdate just seems off to me for whatever reason.

while that is true, it does also mean you get to watch it again and sob because it was an amazing heartfelt episode

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Heads-up for AT&T customers -

adrianianam:

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Posting again because I’m furious about the blatantly transparent move by Verizon going on here. This is pure marketing against the interests of users. 

I want to make damn sure when this hits, it’s common knowledge that AT&T was not the reason for this, but just a move by Verizon to potentially drive AT&T customers away from AT&T and potentially towards Verizon. 

This is bullshit. @staff, I hope at least some of y’all spoke up about how this is a bad idea before corporate forced it through anyway. 

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nonpanary:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

orochislayer:

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

  • holocaust jokes
  • fat jokes
  • racist jokes
  • rape jokes
  • transphobic jokes
  • homophobic jokes
  • sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

  • “that’s a weird looking dog”
  • mmm whatcha say
  • the audition meme
  • doge 
  • trolling beetles fans
  • dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

  • Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  • Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  • Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

  • Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

• conflating two similar idiomatic phrases (e.g. are you having a kidding me)
• inserting the word fuck or fucking into unusual places. bonus if it’s in other languages (e.g. excusez the fuck out of moi, entfuckingschuldigung)

“mcfucking”

*minor inconvenience*
I guess I’ll just die

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