so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
us: hey tumblr can you like do something about the thousands of pornbots lol
tumblr, unveiling “safe mode” and forcibly blocking any posts having to do with being gay while blocking other random harmless posts but leaving the pornbots untouched: