yall listen up do you see this mediocre art well its art for a fantastic and much better fic by @homeiswherethestuckis called fortuitous check it out its amazing
“Remember his name: Mr. Philando Castile. He was a school cafeteria supervisor who not only memorized names of the 500 children he served, he remembered all of his students’ allergies.”
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am