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Anonymous asked: why hanzo left tiddie out?
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i hated the other political team alignments post with current presidential nominees cause it vilified certain teams so i made a better one
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i still havent seen the movie yet but im excited :P
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U DO NOT NEED CLOSURE FROM EVERYONE YOU DONT HAVE TO BE IN GOOD TERMS WITH EVERYONE
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playing Uno with my family and 6-year-old cousin when suddenly….
Him: Are you a boy or a girl? You look like a girl, but you dress like a boy… And you have hairy armpits!
*everyone at the table freezes; wide eyes fixed on me…*
Me: Well, I didn’t want to say anything but….Neither. I’m a mermaid. I wear these clothes so I can easily run from the Dolphin Police because truthfully, I’m not supposed to be here on dry land. Oh, and that’s not hair, it’s seaweed.
Him:So, that’s why your hair is red!!!!!
Later that night, we are drawing & my hair is up in a ponytail…
Him: What’s that thing on your ear? *points to my hearing aid*
Me: Ah, this. It’s a device that lets me hear what the Dolphins are up to at all times. Every mermaid has one.
Him: Are you lying?
Me: Here, I’ll prove it to you. *takes out hearing aid, feedback screeches* See? They’re angry. I’ve told you too much…
Him: *whispers* Oh my god….
A year later, his mom texts me and says he STILL thinks I’m a mermaid outlaw, and that he swears he saw me swimming in a river they drove by one day. yeah it’s a big fat lie but I’m a real-life fucking mermaid in this kids mind…who else can say that?!?
