Silver Tongue

Dec 03

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clientsfromhell:

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simplessence:

mixed-apocalyptic:

jason-peeta-todd:

  1. [singular] y’all
  2. [plural] all y’all

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s
5. [future tense] y’all’ll

I live in texas. I’ve lived here all my life. I can confirm that all of this is true.

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blindbirdnerd:

just-shower-thoughts:

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

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I can’t go to work today, it’s a national holiday

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clientsfromhell:

I was working with a chiropractor, making a self help video video series for his Youtube channel. Each episode shared tips, stretches, and other pieces of advice.  

It was going well until we recorded his episode about decreasing sodium intake.:

Client: You have to avoid salt. You see, salt is made up of sodium and chloride, and both are highly volatile chemicals.

He continued with a series of similarly bogus reasons, while I watched on in disbelief. I didn’t really feel like explaining basic chemistry to a grown man with several college degrees. I tried to edit out some of his most egregiously false science in post.

I quit the following week when he started recommending coffee enemas.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

(Source: clientsfromhell)

wtfhussie:

Tomorrow on Dec 3rd, 2016, Dave Strider is going to be turning 21 and if not fictional, would finally be able to go out and legally drink in the US. On the other hand, Dirk Strider is going to be turning negative 393 and therefore cannot drink. Poor Dirk isn’t technically born until the year 2409. Imagine trying to explain that to a bartender.

Dave should buy booze for his older lil bro

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Pokemon art challenge day 3: Favourite Fighting
I was torn between Scraggy and Tyrogue and ultimately chose scraggy because they’re slightly more adorably

Pokemon art challenge day 3: Favourite Fighting

I was torn between Scraggy and Tyrogue and ultimately chose scraggy because they’re slightly more adorably