If Dragon Age 2 is basically the story told by Varric…
HOW DID HE KNOW THE DETAILS OF SEX SCENES?
DOES THAT MEAN HAWKE TOLD HIM?
But even better: Everything we see is told by Varric.
That means…
Varric: Hawke then sensually pushed Fenris against the wall and held him there while he—- Cassandra: I doubt this is relevant to where I can find the Champion— Varric: It is. So I was saying: he held him there while he got closer to kiss him eagerly. Then—
Don’t even pretend. You know it went more like:
Varric: Hawke then sensually pushed Fenris against the wall and held him there while he…. Cassandra: YES? AND? Varric: *tries not to smile* While he got closer to kiss him eagerly. Then…. Cassandra: THEN DID HE TELL HIM HE LOVED HIM? Varric: Hold on, Seeker, I’m getting there. Cassandra: *literally sitting on edge of seat with chin in hands*
“Hey do you accept constructive criticism on your posts” doesn’t work as a meme anymore I’m sorry we all know where the punchline is gonna go we’ve all known for like two years, so knock it off!
do you accept constructive criticism on your posts?
Yeah go ahead
this is a good post, and while I agree the meme as it is now is tired, there’s still humour in it if you play around with it, e.g. if you try to subvert people’s expectations
I thought this would be good to spread around, considering I’m seeing some people expressing worry about DDADDS being like, a joke. I’m pretty sure we’re in the clear (tbh until I saw him talking about it and then found this, I was a smidge worried, too)
yeah, anyone worried about the game should see this, and read what vernon has said about the game. the people working on it definitely takes it seriously!
one of the co-creator’s (who’s lgbt) also assured someone on twitter that dream daddy is a very sincere and heartfelt game, and not in any way a homophobic joke
